Mirn

[Mirn @mmirner]

“It’s from my best friend from colleges best friend from high schools freshman year roommates high school girlfriends Saudi Arabian foreign exchange student.”

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

ESPN Sources: Cowboys are trading three-time All-Pro LB Micah Packers to the Green Bay Packers.

Parsons and the Packers already have reached agreement on a four-year, $188 million contract. @DavidMulugheta of @Athletesfirst had a hand in the trade and ultimately negotiating the record-breaking contract that includes $120 million fully guaranteed at signing and makes Parsons the highest-paid non-QB in NFL history.

[Mirn @mmirner]

Why’re you sitting shotgun in a Waymo

[Jesse Barush (he/him) @BarushJesse]

San Jose Earthquakes' John Fisher

[Mirn @mmirner]

Allez Les Bleus, merci beaucoup!

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🎙️ Miroslav Klose: "I said stop playing football because I no longer recognised it. Today, young players think about other things. As a child, I only thought about training and becoming someone in this sport that I always loved. At Lazio and in the national team, after each training session, I put myself in a bathtub full of ice to avoid injuries. But the young players on the team systematically refused.

When they saw me picking up the bags of balls to put them away at the end of training, they said to me 'But who tells you to do that?'.

At that moment, I said to myself: 'You're 20 years old and you can't help a 60-year-old worker?'

They care more about whether their boots go with their socks. That's why I said stop. The football I knew no longer exists.

Today's young players think first of cars, contracts with their sponsors, and their new boots. It is only after all these things that football comes. For them, their image is the most important thing. Whereas for me, all that mattered was football in its purest form.”

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Alex Roca became the first person in the world with a 76% disability to finish a marathon recently in Barcelona

He took the ceremonial first kick last night 👏

[San Jose Earthquakes @SJEarthquakes]

🚨 TICKET GIVEAWAY 🚨

Like & retweet for a chance to win two tickets to Saturday’s match against Houston!

[Mirn @mmirner]

Deadline day! 😋⚽️🤝@FabrizioRomano

[Mirn @mmirner]

@theantedwards_ Hard to come back from this one buddy 🤡🤡

[Mirn @mmirner]

Dancing til’ Dusk

[Ayesha Curry @ayeshacurry]

On the menu tonight: SF Hot Pot with a side of Curry GOAT. 💁🏽‍♀️

[Mirn @mmirner]

DUB NATION

[َ @ungodlywests]

white girl in the back scared her i can’t breathe BXHSHXHSH

[HTB ♨️ @HenryTheBlasian]

NAH THIS IS FIRE LMAO I see you Klay.

[Davante Adams @tae15adams]

I’m not retweeting the video but ZAC STACY NEED TO BE THROWN UNDER THE JAIL. Any man that puts his hands on a woman is a coward. Can’t believe what I just saw.

[WeekendBill @WeekendBill]

. @TeamStubHub I need support and a response!!! My event is next week!! Help!!! (If anything else sees this and is selling an OSL ticket I may need to snag that as back up)

[Mirn @mmirner]

Come on down #VenmoMe @MaxMirner

[Venmo @Venmo]

We’re giving out $20,000 today. RT this with your Venmo handle for a chance to win $250. #VenmoMe

Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 8/19. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/g4KLdG1U1l

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Australian center Jock Landale — the 2021 NBL Grand Final MVP — has agreed to a two-year deal with the San Antonio Spurs, his agent Sammy Wloszczowski of @SIGSports tells @TheAthletic @Stadium.

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

New video out now

[MLS Buzz @MLS_Buzz]

An average of 9.4 million people in the United States watched the European final.

That outperforms the ongoing NBA Finals, which is averaging 8.9 million.

That’s insane.