Miranda

[Miranda @mmirrrranda]

Rewatching vampire diaries and just realized the missed drinking game opportunity in college. Take a sip every time you hear “fes matos” take a shot whenever someone has to save Elena. Be hammered in an hour.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

We've lost our damn minds.
The Lindsay Clancy mass psychosis proves that a lot of people need to have their Wifi taken away. But this psychosis started many years before TikTok...

[Miranda @mmirrrranda]

@Chippy20Chips @ianmiles Pretty sure that’s an IUD

[Miranda @mmirrrranda]

@TheCinesthetic

[Miranda @mmirrrranda]

@eMTBrides Yep! I watched this and said out loud “Vince Vaughn knows Jesus”. You can just tell these things by the way people speak. That was a therapy session for both of them I think.

[Miranda @mmirrrranda]

@Amelia558rs That’s an Ethel if I’ve ever saw one

[Miranda @mmirrrranda]

@Polymarket

[GirthyB @GirthyB]

Must have been in the bathroom or something b/c I missed this part🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Miranda @mmirrrranda]

@Flexy0420 @HustleBitch_ I have a friend that cant stand Candace and she had been saying these things about Erika since the first speech she gave in Charlie’s studio. I was the one saying come on, everyone grieves differently up until sometime in December.

[Miranda @mmirrrranda]

@elonmusk I actually heard it only takes 3 seconds of lingering

[Miranda @mmirrrranda]

@AgitatedHamster He did! Made my ears perk up too lol

[Miranda @mmirrrranda]

@heaveninfalling I just assumed it was because they’re both satanists

[Miranda @mmirrrranda]

@DemoncratsREviI @BlaireWhite I remember this one! First time he spoke after dropping out of the 2024 election. Totally thought it was Obama wearing the mask. The mannerisms and the walk were just like him!

[Miranda @mmirrrranda]

@SpencerAlthouse I’m still trying to figure out why they bleeped out Jesus Christ

[Miranda @mmirrrranda]

@alwaysminimal @adis_reputation It’s all good, you got lady Gaga’s witchy ritual performance right afterward.

[Miranda @mmirrrranda]

@HazelAppleyard All I can say is, I’ve never seen mental illness look so happy. Good for Mal!

[Miranda @mmirrrranda]

@DrArshadAfzal1 @DavidJHarrisJr Those are all from the Old Testament

[Miranda @mmirrrranda]

@pmcafrica My Aldi quarter

[Miranda @mmirrrranda]

@indexred @DiligentDenizen Enemy = Satan duh

[Miranda @mmirrrranda]

@stfuesh A dinosaur but those aren’t real so I guess a rabbit

[Miranda @mmirrrranda]

@Wisdom_HQ We all die