Mary M

PT, avid skier, craft beer enthusiast.

[Mary M @mmittons]

@NoahKahan do we know when the fan resale via Ticketmaster will be enabled? I was fortunate enough to get tickets but clicked too many seats and want to make sure someone is able to buy them in the upcoming sale! @Ticketmaster

[Mary M @mmittons]

@McAllisterBruce You’re bitching about teachers getting a 6 figure salary, and this is how you behave with your 6 figures?! Shame on you. You’re only “sorry” because of the backlash, and this insincere, sad excuse for an apology shows that. Actions speak louder than words. Do better.

[Mary M @mmittons]

@MargaretAtwood BOOM 💥 absolutely incredible.

[Margaret E Atwood @MargaretAtwood]

Here's a piece of literature by me, suitable for seventeen-year-olds in Alberta schools, unlike -- we are told -- The Handmaid's Tale. (Sorry, kids; your Minister of Education thinks you are stupid babies.)

John and Mary were both very, very good children. They never picked their noses or had bowel movements or zits. They grew up and married each other, and produced five perfect children without ever having sex. Although they claimed to be Christian, they paid no attention to what Jesus actually said about the poor and the Good Samaritan and forgiving your enemies and such; instead, they practised selfish rapacious capitalism, because they worshipped Ayn Rand. (Though they ignored the scene in The Fountainhead where “welcomed rape” is advocated, because who wants to dwell, and also that would have involved sex and would de facto be pornographic. Well, it kind of is, eh?) Oh, and they never died, because who wants to dwell on, you know, death and corpses and yuk? So they lived happily ever after. But while they were doing that The Handmaid’s Tale came true and Danielle Smith found herself with a nice new blue dress but no job. The end.

[Mary M @mmittons]

I need a @googlemaps update that tells me what the parking situation is like before I leave my house, so I don’t waste me time driving all the way there and then being overstimulated by lack of parking and going back home. Thx. #google #googlemaps #overstimulated

[ash 🏒 @cowboyliikeash]

✨CLOSING NIGHT TICKET GIVEAWAY✨

- Two (2) No-Stage View Tickets in Section 226, Row J

To enter, RT this post and reply with one of your favorite memories about the Eras Tour or what you’ll miss most once tour is over 🫶🏼

Picking a winner at 3PM EST/12PM PST

[Mary M @mmittons]

@cowboyliikeash My host and her son who is unable to see would be so deserving of these seats! He just wants to dance! Would love to be considered!

[Mary M @mmittons]

@erastourticks @bcplace My host and her blind son deserve these so much! Please consider us so she can join!

[Mary M @mmittons]

@danielleriley3 Any last minute sales out there I’ve got two bums ready to fill seats under $500

[Mary M @mmittons]

@erastourticks @bcplace Would feel very grateful to be considered to pass these onto our host this weekend!

[Mary M @mmittons]

@ErasTourResell Our host would love to bring her son tonight!

[Mary M @mmittons]

@erastourticks @bcplace Our host would love to bring her son to the show tonight!

[Mary M @mmittons]

@erastourticks @bcplace I have someone in my life who would really deserve this ticket! Would love to be considered

[Mary M @mmittons]

@erastourticks @bcplace Would love to be considered so my friend am a join us!

[Mary M @mmittons]

All hail our Queen, @ShaniaTwain - she brought the dome DOWN last night in #YYC! #queenofme #shaniatwain #shanafuckingtwan

[Mary M @mmittons]

Thanks @NoahKahan for spending 1,144 minutes with me in 2022. Two years running ✌🏻 . #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/gJkeXjIBwk

[Mary M @mmittons]

@Ticketmaster @taylorswift13 Oh honey, we weren’t the ones who needed to be prepared.

[Mary M @mmittons]

@panikin ITS SO GOOD I LOVE IT

[Darren Markland @drdagly]

Danielle Smith expressed concerns about how the unvaccinated were treated. I can personally assure her that we treated all of them in the ICU during the delta wave with kindness, dignity and respect, even while some of their families called us murderers and threatened our lives.

[The G.L.O.A.T. @LakeSuperior]

This lake vehemently stands with women having the right to choose.