Mark Kassa

Quality over quantity

[Mark Kassa @mmkassa]

rue the day when I choose to speak to “Erica” over a real customer person

[Mark Kassa @mmkassa]

I love when the first comment is “this is ai 100%.” Then i know it’s a waste o’ time

[Mark Kassa @mmkassa]

i love when people dm the same content to you that you had already sent to them. yeah, nice discovery man… and it’s on the thread time-stamped

[Mark Kassa @mmkassa]

gas prices being high has one benefit, all the “tough” pickup truck drivin’ dbs can get off my rear bumper

[Mark Kassa @mmkassa]

when an ig post has a caption that reads “wait for it” i used to wait for it, now i scroll past it even faster

[Mark Kassa @mmkassa]

fun to jump on IG late night and watch how desperately they hit me with cooking video after cooking video hoping to lock me in

[Mark Kassa @mmkassa]

setting up a #stoploss is like slipping a few black chips into your inside pocket meanwhile continuing to wager only with your remaining stack of chips

[Mark Kassa @mmkassa]

setting up a #limitsell order is like telling a friend: come check on me at the blackjack table, when it looks like i’m up pull me off and take me home

[Mark Kassa @mmkassa]

sometimes you gotta change up the gym schedule just to spare yourself from having to give the usual disgusted look at the entitled dude with 17 towels down your locker row

[Mark Kassa @mmkassa]

when you’re “doom”scrolling social media and the algorithm puts a video in front of you that you’ve already seen, take advantage of that and 🛑

[Mark Kassa @mmkassa]

when i post a tweet on here, I completely laugh at myself thinking about #shanegillis “my uncles just putting tweets out there into the void”

[Mark Kassa @mmkassa]

sometimes the best policy is to delay, heavily delay your response, especially when somebody is unnecessarily talking about politics via voice texts #passiveaggressive #geminiszn

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yo youtube ai whatever, just because i listened to the same song for three consecutive days doesn’t mean i want my whole music algorithm based on it

[Mark Kassa @mmkassa]

it’s important to have a side hustle IG not only because you’re passionate about something but then when some random person asks to follow you can furnish them with that decoy account

[Mark Kassa @mmkassa]

i’m so glad you posted your ig pictures in front of a skinny waterfall at #hockinghills

[Mark Kassa @mmkassa]

“It’s in the past” when i say it’s in the past… when the trauma is over

[Mark Kassa @mmkassa]

any noise in a song that even remotely resembles a police siren is an immediate turn of the dial #ptsd

[Mark Kassa @mmkassa]

when i flick another driver off, i make sure to say, with full accentuation “fuuuck you.” i believe that’s an important added step

[Mark Kassa @mmkassa]

i wonder how these vintage #fordbronco owners feel about the new line of ubiquitous Broncos

[Mark Kassa @mmkassa]

@mrmattelliott remember 12 years ago when you put out like 5 tweets