Marie Callahan

I am a lady and a scholar.

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

It’s the movie they really don’t want you to see: #WhatIsAWoman?

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Stump is now on fire.

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It's 10 pm and my husband is outside drilling holes into a stump.

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started crying during a homecoming pep rally today. #pregnancyproblems

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When I see a prius driving in the left lane I am instantly overcome with rage. #gtfo

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The worst part about working in a high school is getting stuck behind all the slow walkers.

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9:15 pm.. husband is baking cookies for a reason not even he knows.

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Thought I just licked a crumb off my hand. Turns out it was my daughter's booger.

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5-year-old: I always know when it's a school day.

Me: How?

5: Because I'm sad.

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My office smells like poop and coconut. No idea why. Please send help.

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@katiekhan What in the world is a foot shaver?

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*Wearing my nicest pair of yoga pants*

3 yo niece: Auntie Rie, why are you wearing your pjs all day?

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Tried to get my students motivated with a pizza party.

S: Ms. Callahan, we have pizza every day at lunch. Bribe us with sushi or something!

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I have an extremely hard time not using cuss words as regular vocabulary in the classroom.

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Just had my first day as a teacher at a high school.

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People who baby talk around kids drive me insane. People who baby talk when kids aren't around should be banned from human interaction.

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I imagine that people who only eat half of their meal at the restaurant and take the other half home really have their life together.

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I started this morning off in the 2 worst ways possible.
1. I woke up late.
2. I cut my own bangs (again).

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If you're going the actual speed limit on 465 get off the road, give away your car, and destroy your driver's license.