emily

Black Lives Matter

[emily @mmly]

Wish I could retake my breal today so I can remember this moment of mostly packed up, cuddling, ready to move

[emily @mmly]

FYI not baldy, today. Someday, maybe, though.

[m a x w i t t e r t @waxmittert]

I’m doing dry January, so I’ll have the Sauvignon Blanc

[emily @mmly]

Regretting getting a topo chico at lunch prior to my dentist appt. Burping during a cleaning is not my intention but 🫣

[emily @mmly]

That’s it. He did it. I’m done

[Tommy @_TommyMason]

"Free for a quick call? Easier to explain on the phone."

[emily @mmly]

Having kids is so much fucking fun. Wish I could give it 5 stars on yelp.

[emily @mmly]

Bought the game twister as the “you did it!!” prize for my son once he completes potty training this weekend but now I’m like what about a “yay it’s Friday gift” because I’m too excited to break into it and play it with him.

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

maybe leonardo dicaprio hated 9/11 so much that he can’t even date women who remember it. did that even occur to you

[emily @mmly]

While we’re on the subject. Not sure I could have imagined better perks than free concert tickets whenever. Not sure I knew there were company perks.

[emily @mmly]

I just requested work perk tickets for Mars Volta and now I’m going to blast it on the way to daycare pick up. 17 yr old me would be proud af

[emily @mmly]

@AmandaMarkell Games starting at 10pm was a super buzz kill

[emily @mmly]

@AmandaMarkell Wow agreed. I have to yell “it’s just onions!!!” When Nate walks in.

[emily @mmly]

@AmandaMarkell Yes

[emily @mmly]

I’m at a bar in Hollywood and they are burning sage at the entrance and the servers wear all linen and yes they let me in

[emily @mmly]

@Martay926 Haha maybe just for now, right? I hope I don’t have to teach my kids how to drive!!

[emily @mmly]

Teaching him how to drive a self driving car I’m just kidding he’s a baby relax.

[Laura Marie @lmegordon]

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife's plans for the second time.

[Jeff Rosenstock @jeffrosenstock]

HEY LA!!! PLEASE VOTE!!! WE DON'T NEED DUMB SHIT RICK CARUSO TO BE THE MAYOR!!!

[emily @mmly]

Breastfeeding while on my period and it’s like the 15th time I’ve done this and it doesn’t get easier. Hug your moms, people.

[alex @alex_abads]

okay but the victim of feminism is a baddie