somebodys mom

wiping their bottoms and runny noses and in love with them beyond measure every day but don’t let that fool you.

[somebodys mom @MMM327mmm]

This is the "fastest growing trend" in the housing industry https://t.co/SNkPPocbvZ

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

I will be attacked by fellow conservatives for saying this but so be it, this Alabama abortion ban is too restrictive. It doesn’t save life, it simply forces women into more dangerous methods, other states or countries. You don’t encourage life via blanket government mandate!

[autism speaks @autismspeaks]

Happy #WorldAutismAwarenessDay 💙Who do you love?

[Naval @naval]

Podcast feed is up! The first batch will be about wealth creation, but I will eventually branch out.

- Apple: https://t.co/RcNbXMwQ5k

- Spotify: https://t.co/WDTbzvlIPh

- Google: https://t.co/uo04kmtDtO

- Overcast: https://t.co/8Vzt5MxCA6

- YouTube: https://t.co/1dvHQDQaVw

[somebodys mom @MMM327mmm]

I love this.

[somebodys mom @MMM327mmm]

Let’s face it. Our favorite part of the #Oscars was when Lady Gaga walked right past that beeyach Irina to hug Jack. I mean Bradley. #AStarIsBorn

[somebodys mom @MMM327mmm]

Great way to start the day. There is goodness in people. #BeKindTheEnd

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

This Pakistani Muslim man opened a restaurant to feed the homeless free in Washington, D.C.

Kazi Mannan is his name. He is a HERO.

RETWEET THIS 😭❤️

[somebodys mom @MMM327mmm]

I’m Gonna Let That Whiskey Do What Whiskey Does https://t.co/7z5BhMPXLq

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

"We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand." #MondayMotivation

[somebodys mom @MMM327mmm]

@BackAftaThis @DougFalch Who tweets at 3:58am?

[somebodys mom @MMM327mmm]

Can we be done with her now? (@Alyssa_Milano is helping.)

[Democracy Now! @democracynow]

"The place where the Democratic Party has a downfall is that the same people who will support refugees and criminal justice reform then support for example the state of Israel." - @lsarsour

[Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy]

There's No "There" There https://t.co/IyEyZVV3hp

[T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner]

Technology peaked in 2003 when you could fit your record collection on one device but that device didn't yet spy on you or retrain your brain to be a needy bundle of anxieties.

[somebodys mom @MMM327mmm]

So, all jokes aside, if a potential Supreme Court Justice is being anonymously accused 1980s high school shenanigans and it’s not some Roy Moore - level depravity, me and my fake ID will just be nursing this woo-woo while y’all think about how far @SenFeinstein has sunk.

[somebodys mom @MMM327mmm]

If all of us who went to high school in the 80’s were held to today’s media-imposed standards of conduct, most of us:
-wouldn’t have careers
-wouldn’t be moving freely in society without electronic monitoring devices
-wouldn’t be allowed within 500 feet of Jennifer Beals

[Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy]

Call me crazy but I deeply resent obscenely rich people insisting I need to give more of my money away.

[somebodys mom @MMM327mmm]

🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

[WIRED @WIRED]

If you use Google Maps, Google is tracking you right now. Even if you turned off Location History, the search giant still tracks and stores your location. There's a way to stop it—but it takes a lot of digging. Here’s a handy step-by-step guide. 1/ https://t.co/Gf5EPL1LE0

[somebodys mom @MMM327mmm]

When the student is ready, the teacher appears.

When the student is really ready, the teacher Disappears.

#MissingYou

[somebodys mom @MMM327mmm]

Dude you should’ve run down the back stairs. #BTDT 🤷🏻‍♀️