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[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Not emotionally prepared to log back onto the darkest corners of the internet tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[Julie :) @julieheglund]

There are people who get pregnant while smoking crystal meth I think you’ll be okay if you use a little Dove..

[• @yducknow]

How life feels when the day was so busy that you didn’t have time to overthink

[alli @sonofalli]

me and somebody’s dad at work

[karim @rooastbeeef]

Pasenme el HDMI me voy a proyectar

[fuck @sorrymoom]

Amo la gastadera, en otra vida fui tarjeta de crédito

[juanjo @guarever_]

Cuando me piden favores un viernes en la oficina faltando siete horas para la salida

[maMvelase ❤️ @Nocylove123]

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

“Can we hop on a quick call? Easier to explain”

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

how it feels when it's finally time to rot in bed with my phone

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet*

World leaders:

[corm @corms93]

Been introduced to a new system in work and I feel like this diva

[Mads @europemaxxed]

How it feels getting paid when you still have money left over from the last paycheck

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Slowly realizing that being (almost) 28 with no kids and not married is basically like being 18 with money and no strict parents

[Charles Patterson @CharlesPattson]

“Can we jump on a quick call”

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

never let your job stop you from acting unemployed