Mitchell Maher

You look better when you smile so keep your head up dontcha let up

[Mitchell Maher @mmmaher2]

The experience of going to the gym is way different when you forget headphones

[Mitchell Maher @mmmaher2]

No matter how many times I watch the episode, I'll never be ready to watch hold the door 😭

[Mitchell Maher @mmmaher2]

The fuck is lil Wayne wearing

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Please Clemson don’t pull a Georgia

[Mitchell Maher @mmmaher2]

Anyone else have that one person at the gym who no matter what time you go to gym they are always there?

[Mitchell Maher @mmmaher2]

#UWMDragShow what is good??!!?

[Mitchell Maher @mmmaher2]

Terrible to hear about Tom Petty. What an amazing artist and showmen. His talent will surely be missed.

[Mitchell Maher @mmmaher2]

Everyone all excited about the start of the NFL season, I can't wait for the appropriate amount of draft kings commercials!

[Mitchell Maher @mmmaher2]

Alan Rickman really killed it as professor snape

[Mitchell Maher @mmmaher2]

Us open drinking game, drink everytime they say fescue

[Mitchell Maher @mmmaher2]

Been at the us open for 20 minutes, already lost my dad.

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And the basketball team had preseason? What the fuck? Colleges don't have preseason, you are telling me a high school does?

[Mitchell Maher @mmmaher2]

Alright my biggest issue with 13 reasons why, is this highschool doesn't exist, hats everywhere in school, phone and music playing...

[Mitchell Maher @mmmaher2]

Living alone is pooping while drinking a beer with the door open.

[Mitchell Maher @mmmaher2]

Just started watching 13 reasons why, dude doesn't know what a boombox is? Come on, really?

[Mitchell Maher @mmmaher2]

Dad just casually told me we are going to the US open this year for my birthday 😆⛳

[Mitchell Maher @mmmaher2]

Just found out the food network program "cooks vs cons" does not involve convicts. Way less interesting of a show now.

[Mitchell Maher @mmmaher2]

You get some interesting looks from people when you buy booze at 1 in the afternoon in a suburban town

[Mitchell Maher @mmmaher2]

You'd think if you were going to have people working in your backyard you'd have the decency to pick up the plethora of dog shot out there.

[Mitchell Maher @mmmaher2]

At the mechanic waiting for my car and in the waiting room the daytime show "Wendy" is on and my god it's the worst thing I've ever seen....