hamlet

jake gyllenhaal enthusiast.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Stop asking me "wyd." You know I killed a man, hid the body, and now find myself tormented by the sound of his still-beating heart beneath the floorboards

[alina 寧 @seapearlangel]

facebook outage and the zodiac killer being found a few days later... big week for david fincher!

[hamlet @mmmariselas]

thinkin abt terry crews

[hamlet @mmmariselas]

I like that new airpod background sound feature thing because the rain setting makes me feel like I’m back in London again there I said it

[hamlet @mmmariselas]

organizing my calendar each week is simultaneously satisfying and stressful

[hamlet @mmmariselas]

berries and wine, berries and wine, I’m a little lass who loves berries and wine

[hamlet @mmmariselas]

@enemawillis Lovin the soft crop launches because I can just imagine anyones head on top of those shoulders. Elon musk. Joe lycett. Tilda swinton? You’d never know.

[hamlet @mmmariselas]

blink 182 was right nobody likes you when you’re 23

[maybe:cheena @baqwasxo]

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[Eli Goldstone @eligoldstone]

Hot girl summer is over. It’s cuffing season now. Dust off the le creuset. We’re making boeuf bourgignon and getting pregnant

[hamlet @mmmariselas]

stealing cocktail glassware from restaurants is the adult version of devious lick tok