Bryan

Perpetually in a state of wanting or eating a sandwich

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

HERB BROOKS WAS ABLE TO BUILD A GOLD MEDAL HOCKEY TEAM IN A CAVE WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i don’t even fucking care anymore

[Bryan @mmmBryan]

@KPapetti Where is Lafreniere

[Dimitri Filipovic @DimFilipovic]

hell ya

[Bryan @mmmBryan]

@Crazymoments01 @kirawontmiss Greg

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

I’m a 39 year old man who owes my local Ford dealership $74k for a pickup truck I exclusively use to carry what I buy at Costco home and I’m furious about the new Snow White movie for some reason

[Bryan @mmmBryan]

@RantingRangers

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

🤣

[Bryan @mmmBryan]

@RyanWaltersSupt Dumbass

[Bryan @mmmBryan]

@CodyManners2 @theliamnissan Damn I wish I had some Doritos

[Bryan @mmmBryan]

@BigDaddyMarc40 What

[MTA @MTA]

Be like Grimace and take the train to @CitiField to see the @Mets in the NLDS playoffs! 💜⚾️

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

Howie Rose’s call of Pete Alonso’s go-ahead homer in the 9th is EPIC 🗣️

[Bryan @mmmBryan]

@hourly_shitpost Literally see this all the time

[Bryan @mmmBryan]

@SNYtv No one cares

[Bryan @mmmBryan]

@silverstein @thursdayband @splitchainband Well this rocks

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

This is why the internet was created.

[Bryan @mmmBryan]

@PeteBlackburn Hey I go to this Costco

[Bryan @mmmBryan]

@AdamZHerman Welcome to r/fuckcars