Melissa Marie

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[Melissa Marie @mmmcla01]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 https://t.co/okdOnQgfVu

[Jeffrey Wright 🥜 @jfreewright]

May the election of Trump bring forth the fiercest, smartest, toughest generation of ass-kicking women this country could possibly imagine.

[Melissa Marie @mmmcla01]

@panerabread please explain why the advertised price is different than the price in my cart for every item 🧐🧐

[Melissa Marie @mmmcla01]

No one is more confused than the YouTube algorithm on an AirBnb tv 🌀

[Melissa Marie @mmmcla01]

Was thinking about how I overspent today when I went to pay for my parking and it wouldn’t work so I got let out without paying. The universe provides y’all 🤷🏼‍♀️😌

[Melissa Marie @mmmcla01]

Two days ago I found a typo in an email from six years ago and two days later I’m still debating whether I should reply and correct it. Pls send help 🥲

[Melissa Marie @mmmcla01]

Dear @Starbucks, just because it’s not hot doesn’t mean I wanna wear it. Can we get stoppers for the sippy cups orrrr ?

[Melissa Marie @mmmcla01]

LOL @CatelynnLowell having pregnancy symptoms and you think she’s gonna say she went to get a test but she goes “so I went to talk to a psychic”

This will be me 🔮🤣🤣🤣 (in like 6 years tho)

[Melissa Marie @mmmcla01]

Does anyone really ever get to the checkout and be like “nah I didn’t find everything I was looking for” and then start over? Like why they ask that?

[Melissa Marie @mmmcla01]

Am I buggin or did @instagram really make it so you can’t click thru to reels posted in stories now, even tho the max time of a reel is 30 seconds and the max time of a story slide is 15? 🤦🏼‍♀️

[John Barron @barronjohn1946]

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

You love to not see it

[Melissa Marie @mmmcla01]

This mans just told his wife he wanted to take a step back and just be friends and now he’s like “I don’t understand why she’s acting distant” uhhh 🧐🤦🏼‍♀️🤣 #mafs

[Melissa Marie @mmmcla01]

@DeMakele 👋🏼👋🏼

[Melissa Marie @mmmcla01]

Good morning to Georgia, Pennsylvania, and everyone except Nevada 🤪👋🏼

[Melissa Marie @mmmcla01]

Yea, what if.... 🧐

[PostSecret @postsecret]

What if we already had the answers to our biggest social, national, and global problems. . . but were prevented from solving them because the problems themselves are serving the interests of small group of elites.

[Melissa Marie @mmmcla01]

“Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity” 💯
- @DrRickRigsby

[Melissa Marie @mmmcla01]

@DeMakele 👋🏼

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I’ll just say it: a lot of politicians are scared of the political power of the police,and that’s why changes to hold them accountable for flagrant killings don’t happen. That in itself is a scary problem.

We shouldn’t be intimidated out of holding people accountable for murder.

[Melissa Marie @mmmcla01]

Massachusetts always tryna be clever w their road signs but they really took it too far with “Practice vehicle distancing. Observe speed limit” 🤨🙄

[Melissa Marie @mmmcla01]

@HotShotJ007 🤔🤷🏼‍♀️

[Melissa Marie @mmmcla01]

“That’s word”

- my aunt, trying to tell people about the phrases I say that are too young for her to understand