Emily Critchfield

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Smile! It’s your best asset. #WorldSmileDay

[Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz]

a tic tac for breakfast, a tic tac for lunch, and 3,000 calories for dinner minutes before bed

[Yeah Ok @yeahokoffical]

9pm Saturday @ Pike Gnar

[Pavel @es_aion]

she's going to make a soup or a hearthy stew perhaps

[Spencer Stumby @SpencerStumby]

*comes to our house for an after party*

i told you we are going to listen to the emo forever playlist, then you can leave

[Lindsay Lohan @lindsaylohan]

It’s October 3rd. Now get ready for November 10th. (What happens on Wednesdays again??) 💕 @#FallingForChristmas

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

When mom brings her friends over for book club

[Emily Critchfield @mmmemily]

I love Long Beach. Unpretentious and fucking beautiful.

[Yeah Ok @yeahokoffical]

10/08 @ the Pike 9-11pm

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

ENOUGH!

[𝐁𝐞𝐤𝐬 @antifaoperative]

Marjorie Taylor Greene, who stalked Parkland shooting survivors, would like the media to respect her privacy during this difficult time.

[nikita richardson @nikitarbk]

the holy trinity of desk drinks is a big water, a two-hour-old iced coffee and a flavored seltzer.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I don’t know what local weather channel needs to hear this, but we don’t actually need to see the weather guy swept out to sea on live television to understand that there’s a hurricane outside

[Emily Critchfield @mmmemily]

Bengals fans chanting Tua’s name as he gets carted off is heart warming. Seems like basic human decency but still, some fans suck. Hope he will be okay 🙏🏼

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

marjorie taylor greene, who voted against gay marriage two months ago because it’s a sin, is now getting divorced from her husband after cheating on him with the manager of her gym

[David Hoang @davidhoang]

Millennials de-escalate by adding "lol" at the end of everything. AIM tendencies.

[Emily Critchfield @mmmemily]

Rewatching Watchmen for the first time since seeing it in theaters in 2009, it is a masterpiece 12/10

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

When 2 groups of penguins meet on the road, they stop for a short exchange of information. When one of them moves in with the wrong group, a friend goes after him to bring him back🙂🐧🐧🐧