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@OrbitStudios It's just a pipe. You act like it's a big deal.

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@TorontoStar Some have Ford derangment syndrome. They are against anything he does.

I'll never forget all the criticism and excuse making for his attendance policy. There were articles written about how kids miss class because they have to translate for family at medical appointments🙄🙄

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@DannyDeraney The only Yankee Doodle Dandy there was Robert Reed.

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@NHSMillion Trump made this kind of non sense into a meme. All these "doctors and engineers" arriving on rafts. Ya right.

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@EricDLombardi Tell me you haven't been to another province without telling me.

Eby's BC is even worse.

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@RaminNasibov Steel Magnolias.

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@Sarahhuniverse I thought she was going to run into the middle of an intersection and throw her barret into the air.

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@Scott_Wiener What's that old saying about the revolution eating it's own children? 🤔

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@CTVNews By takeover you mean democratically elected??

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@BBCWorld They will be pardoned once a Dem gets in the White House I'm sure.

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@IfindRetards If anyone actually read this article they would see it's a tongue in cheek, satirical piece.

It's not seriously advocating for the abolishment of Fathers Day.

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@almostjingo Midler got her start doing burlesque/cabaret style shows at the Turkish baths in NYC.

She had a group of background singers known as The Harlettes.

This was probably a callback to that.

Source: I'm gay.

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@RedWavePress Oh sorry I thought you meant it was outrageous it was so long. I'm from Canada where murderers get day parole after 5 years so I thought 35 was a lot!!!

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@Rainmaker1973 The George Jefferson.

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@TorontoStar Oh ok, I guess we shouldn't do anything then.

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@jbarro @SonnyBunch Same! Born in 84. No prostetics back then either!

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@sarobertsonca How bout a $2 haircut like the one Avi's got.

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@AntonioTweets2 Kinda looks like the Heaven's Gate cult leader.

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@mario4thenorth There's no point in asking questions because the person is getting let in either way.

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@NationalRoast Is this the Trivago guy before he got his giant veneers?