MOC

Master of Ceremonies
personality, originality, etc

[MOC @mmmjoyyy]

And I have a massive fucking head yet lack of brain cells

[𝘽𝙡𝙤𝙤 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @LeftNatLeft]

Hello everyone my name is Sam Carling MP and I am partaking in a coup to remove the PM, destabilise the country and install the 7th PM in 10 years because I am scared of YouGov polls

[MOC @mmmjoyyy]

Sky news has a HELICOPTER following Andy burnhams inbound train to London 😭😭😭

[MOC @mmmjoyyy]

@mauzkibunker @robin35311 @AndyBurnhamGM I think he’s a prick at the min. I just pay for no ads and a blue tick comes with it 🤣

[MOC @mmmjoyyy]

@robin35311 @AndyBurnhamGM Burnhams not gonna bum you mate

[MOC @mmmjoyyy]

The Lib Dem’s have now called on (what remains of ) the British government to hold a COBRA meeting and declare Marshall law in response to the heat

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Temperatures are now set to reach up to 40C in the UK on Wednesday and Thursday

A rare red weather warning has just been issued

[MOC @mmmjoyyy]

Politics aside, emotional.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer gets emotional as he resigns as Prime Minister

"I shall spend more time on the most important job. Being the best husband I can to my fantastic wife Vic... and being best dad I can to my beautiful children, who have been my pride and joy"

[MOC @mmmjoyyy]

I love the politics uk vs gb politics beef

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

@lisa01403 We did not report a time - other unreliable outlets did

[MOC @mmmjoyyy]

Martin Lewis is now on suicide watch

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham will sack Rachel Reeves as Chancellor if he becomes PM

[@thetimes]

[MOC @mmmjoyyy]

I hope Keir just resigns tomorrow and drops that slimy fucker right into the shit. Won’t know what’s hit him.

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

Allies of Sir Keir Starmer expect him to resign as soon as Monday morning after a weekend holed up at Chequers with his family.

However, the Prime Minister and Mr Burnham are said to favour a delay over the summer to allow an orderly handover of the keys to No 10 ⤵️
https://t.co/2NzyNbk5Xi

[MOC @mmmjoyyy]

Martin Lewis is PISSED that he’ll no longer be besties with the chancellor (cus she’s getting sacked!)

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

There is an irony that a PM is considering whether to resign because his party won a mid-term byelection.

[MOC @mmmjoyyy]

@PolitlcsUK Goodbye Keir!

[MOC @mmmjoyyy]

@DuxVul Dux churning these Scot attacker pics out gonna get him stopped at the airport for questioning when he returns 🫪🤣

[MOC @mmmjoyyy]

@KarlTurnerMP @rowley684 @AndyBurnhamGM At least be consistent, Karl. You called for Tory governments to hold ge after swapping leader.

[MOC @mmmjoyyy]

Perfect weather to walk the dogs in the middle of the day 👍🏻👌🏻

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Temperatures are set to reach up to 38C across most of England next week

The amber warning for extreme heat has been extended until at least Thursday

[MOC @mmmjoyyy]

@PolitlcsUK @theipaper Wow this guy isn’t hanging about!

[MOC @mmmjoyyy]

@Haryan_Glaeddyv @EulipotyphlaOG_ What’s his background? Did he work for reform? Is he their ed sumner equivalent ?

[MOC @mmmjoyyy]

Tried David Lloyd’s (at £200/month) and cancelled after 2 weeks. Gym is made for fat old men doing a little bit of this and that, awful equipment. Spa very nice however but couldn’t justify it.

Went back to the local £50/month independent body building one. Only immigrants I have to put up with are egotistical American squaddies.

[MOC @mmmjoyyy]

@RoworthJack Thanks for the insight roworth

[MOC @mmmjoyyy]

@DuxVul @UnionJacked__ @MikeTappTweets To whom?