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My personality is one giant oxymoron

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I feel like I am one protest away from gingers being a protected species

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Baywatch is another unintentional comedy

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@OldeWorldOrder Amen 🙏

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@TateTheTalisman Need a shillelagh to complete the look

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*Uncommon sense

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Bird watchers and tornado chasers are one in the same

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Ginger Basset Love

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Mind > Matter = Ignorance & Bliss

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I name my dogs like people name their racehorses. My dogs legal names are: Sargent. Murphy Mc Snooze and Houdini the VI.
I need one more tho because I really just want to name one Mr. handsome

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What is more beautifully sublime than getting lost in a book? To read is to travel to a creative land within your mind

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Aux cord to God

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Don’t mix OxiClean and bleach ❤️

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inflammable
/inˈflaməb(ə)l/

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Sandpaper kisses
Papercut bliss

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@user0000O0 For real tho; I never thought or felt I would live past thirty…but perhaps it is true in a sense it was a different version of my self

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@Matt_Pinner Oh thank god lol

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My ancestors would agree

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Can one of the G’s be for gingers? I’d really enjoy some free sunscreen

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Canada is cooked

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My dog is way more chill about this then I will ever be