🛸 Könflikt Slüt🚩🏴

he/they, bi, married, wrestling, comics, Marx, stoner.

[🛸 Könflikt Slüt🚩🏴 @mmmmike]

Completely Hot Take I've been sitting on for more than 10 years: CM Punk is just okay. Nothing special.

[🛸 Könflikt Slüt🚩🏴 @mmmmike]

Cool story. No one gives a shit. All you do is drama farm. You heard your name out loud once and decided to make it all about you. Fuck off forever!

Fuck Gram Platner to death and fuck you too!

[The Kavernacle @TheKavernacle]

Okay I think I'm gunna take a week long break from Twitter because I think the Platner Left are going to drive me crazy. How do my own audience watch all these people holy shit i've completely failed with my videos 💀 👋

[🛸 Könflikt Slüt🚩🏴 @mmmmike]

@funeralpvrty I just finished it this morning gonna start Loose Cannon tonight. But yeah im down. I really liked this game a lot.

[🛸 Könflikt Slüt🚩🏴 @mmmmike]

@BowTiedYanqui @DracaBro @chakravartiiin

[🛸 Könflikt Slüt🚩🏴 @mmmmike]

@BowTiedYanqui @DracaBro @chakravartiiin

[🛸 Könflikt Slüt🚩🏴 @mmmmike]

@BowTiedYanqui @DracaBro @chakravartiiin

[🛸 Könflikt Slüt🚩🏴 @mmmmike]

@BowTiedYanqui @DracaBro @chakravartiiin I'd arguing access to clean water for drinking and/or cleaning helps humanity more.

[RÈBELs RÄÎDÈRs @Rebels_Raiders]

Ah yes, human economics. Very fascinating. Very concerning.

*wheeze*

“Who does Earth owe $350 trillion to?”

Mostly itself.

You owe money to pension funds, banks, insurance companies, investment funds, foreign governments, central banks, corporations, and millions of individual investors.

*wheeze*

In other words, humans have invented a system where they borrow money from themselves, pay interest to themselves, panic about it constantly, and then argue on the extranet about who is responsible.

As a Vølüs, I find this arrangement delightfully profitable.

The more interesting question is not who you owe. The question is whether the debt grows faster than the economy that supports it.

* wheeze*

If I owe 10,000 credits and earn 100,000 credits per year, nobody cares.

If I owe 10,000 credits and earn 12 credits per year, suddenly C-Sec starts asking questions.

Hah hah hah…* wheeze*

So when a human says, “We owe $350 trillion! Who do we owe it to?”

The answer is:

“Mostly other humans. The real question is whether future humans can keep making enough money to convince everyone not to panic.”

* wheeze*

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have several sovereign debt instruments to sell to the Elcor. They take a very long-term view of investments.

[Gentleman Doofus @GentleDoofus]

This is no way to talk about one of the original cast members of MAD TV

[🛸 Könflikt Slüt🚩🏴 @mmmmike]

When The Horrors switched from surf rock to nu-wave I knew it was time to pack it up.

[6'2shin @2SHIN]

also circa 2007 london hipster shit was nu rave parties and listening to ed banger

history is being distorted in real time!!!

[🛸 Könflikt Slüt🚩🏴 @mmmmike]

@bmerrell34 @shanhedonia This kinda what im getting at The Decemberists, Arcade Fire, Fleet Foxes, Claxico used anachronistic influences that would mix 1900s folk with Beatles/Beach Boys style soundscapes, then depending on the band some disco or punk influences thrown in the mix.

[🛸 Könflikt Slüt🚩🏴 @mmmmike]

Even this is too reductive. A lot of people who were into Grizzly Bear and Claxico were also into The Decemberists. And the 1900s revival aesthetic is the progenitor of stomp-clap.

[lord crunkington III 🇵🇭 @postcrunk]

early hipster was emo/electroclash/indie rock & folk
mid hipster was indietronica
post-hipster was stomp clap

[🛸 Könflikt Slüt🚩🏴 @mmmmike]

@redshwa @SpookyTSnerd @P0PKULTURE You do it then. I dare you. I'll pay you.

[🛸 Könflikt Slüt🚩🏴 @mmmmike]

@KnicksLoseAgain @ArtsyFartsy_13 Idk. That's just sounds like you have a manipulation fetish.

[🛸 Könflikt Slüt🚩🏴 @mmmmike]

@VaporSnake1 @allwhw @bunkercat15 Everyone always posts this clip that BE cut up into. But never actually post the whole video where he's actively talking to someone about Palestine on stream. Anyone using this as a gotcha is already acting in bad faith.

[🛸 Könflikt Slüt🚩🏴 @mmmmike]

@nelward64 @slayercomma Honestly, as soon as I hit "send" i said to myself "is this too harsh?'

[🛸 Könflikt Slüt🚩🏴 @mmmmike]

@allwhw @bunkercat15 I think the 2 main points are "you can be anti-zionist and acknowledge that Jewish supremacy is a real thing, without courting neo-nazis." And "I can be pro-palestine and find Bad Empanda completely insufferable."

[🛸 Könflikt Slüt🚩🏴 @mmmmike]

@bunkercat15 @allwhw What? Huh? What worked? More youtube drama? How does that help? What are you talking about? Who the fuck are you? Shut the fuck up stupid!

[🛸 Könflikt Slüt🚩🏴 @mmmmike]

@allwhw @bunkercat15 That pales in comparison to Bad Empanada's serious praxis of calling people slurs and playing "no true scotsman" with nazi bullshit.

[🛸 Könflikt Slüt🚩🏴 @mmmmike]

Im none of those and I still hate your disingenuous drama-farming bitch ass.

[The Kavernacle @TheKavernacle]

Anyone on the Left who has an issue with me is either a Zionist, a veteran or a Graham Platner supporter (usually all three)