maia 🥝

21 | they/them

[maia 🥝 @mmmmmbread]

@_colourmeamused where from

[maia 🥝 @mmmmmbread]

@grahkayyy my cat is named obi, too :o

[🟦DanDee🟪 @FineNDanDee]

Homer...

[❰❰𝐼𝑠𝑟🔪𝑙❱❱℡+970 @daanjiji]

I wrote your tweet

[menthol cigarette enjoyer @69LostAnts]

Dont flirt with me . my box is trash, im scared of my body, my head game is ok, i get body cramps in any exciting position, i dont like taking my shirt off, im a pillow princess, my rack sags, i bite, my nudes are mid, im easy, my ass is flat, and i make zero moves

[maia 🥝 @mmmmmbread]

@calmgloww they are gay

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

Eating a burrito so big it gives me erectile dysfunction for 72 hours

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

you have a good 3 months w a man until he turns demonic

[Sensations by Compliments @plopadop]

My doctor said when you have a big fart and a poop in your guts the poop floats like it's in zero gravity.

[JJ in NH @JustJoshinNH]

Still half-convinced he just wants Greenland because it’s big on a map

[sydney assbasket @admiralwils0n]

Going poop so hard that my butt falls off and I die

[meagan @eldradmvstlive]

IM CRYING

[M. @oye_sycoho]

Congratulations to every woman who left a loser this year

[Tesla Aaron L @TeslaAaronL]

2026 will be a banger year

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

i need to watch 1 billion movies in 2026

[tea ༘⋆ @mistltea]

i’m fat ugly AND gay why can’t i have anything

[ᏕᎧᎩ ᏕúᎮᏋᏒ ᎴᏝ 🗝₊˚⊹ ♡ @gwenisonline]

how it feels trying to date lowkey

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

why didn’t the whos just cover the grinch in poop