melvin

im bisexual and like space / osc dni i dont talk to babies /
if i find you annoying you get blocked INSTANTLY /
discord: melvinmelvinmelvinmelvinmelvinme

[melvin @mmmmmmelvin]

when you're wiping your ass and you get shit on your fingers so you lowkey gotta lick it off

[melvin @mmmmmmelvin]

@m_riley04 @User132165 @redaskiy life cannot form on mars due to the thin atmosphere and lack of magnetosphere

[melvin @mmmmmmelvin]

@deighthepal @BIGKUROURUSHI

[melvin @mmmmmmelvin]

@deighthepal @BIGKUROURUSHI this is true but i despise yuta with all my heart and believe that the chemistry between maki and yuta feels forced

[melvin @mmmmmmelvin]

@User132165 @redaskiy but there wont because life is physically incapable of forming on mars

[melvin @mmmmmmelvin]

@redaskiy except on other planets we have yet to find any planets that can inhabit life/are confirmed to inhabit life

[melvin @mmmmmmelvin]

@mediawithpvz @krerdsethsei @notsotemmie fuck im so sorry i just have alot on my mind i didnt really mean it.

[melvin @mmmmmmelvin]

@THE_Ant_Marquis @vikhyatk read it in dmy

[melvin @mmmmmmelvin]

opened this at work and my boss gave me a pat on the back and said "good job pal"

[Mark @Checkop98]

Natsuki sfw

[melvin @mmmmmmelvin]

have we considered that this might be what the forgotten man looks like

[melvin @mmmmmmelvin]

@krerdsethsei @mediawithpvz @notsotemmie do you mean task manager? dumb fuck. stupid bitch. could have even said system monitor since thats what its called on linux. fucking idiot

[melvin @mmmmmmelvin]

voice shaky and quiet (not to mention the speech impediment) #FakeDemons

[The chosen one @Dovahkiin986]

@DrCumskinent we are not all like that i swear

[melvin @mmmmmmelvin]

@wfl0wrz ????????

[melvin @mmmmmmelvin]

@EmetEnjoyer27 @Frenchlet1 the exe is a shortcut that opens a steam.steampowered link to launch the game, you can not run the game unless you have a license. steam doesnt just take away game licenses though unless you explicitly remove the game from your account, even on games that are not for sale anymore

[melvin @mmmmmmelvin]

@Soutakuphi @BurgerLesbian in universe the first 2 ted movies are movies made by ted using his hollywood connections he made back in the 80s in an attempt to get money and johnny cast himself as mark wahlberg while ted got to play himself 🤔

[ba tgirl swag 🦇 @nonbatnary]

how it feels like to try and start a conversation with someone that you wanna talk more often to but never dms first

[melvin @mmmmmmelvin]

@wfl0wrz @saltydkdan sans is fuzzy pickles guy

[melvin @mmmmmmelvin]

if someone injected a senator with the common cold i think the us government would collapse because everybody in office is old as shit

[melvin @mmmmmmelvin]

@renobtrfs bro who dualboot: