Bill Lumbergh

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The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible. ― Albert Einstein

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Harris's Lament: All the good ones are taken.

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Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. ― Albert Einstein

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What's so funny 'bout peace, love and understanding?

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Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. ― Albert Einstein

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This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget it.

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Every silver lining has a cloud around it.

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To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. ― Ashleigh Brilliant

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The way to make a small fortune in the commodities market is to start with a large fortune.

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Morality is one thing. Ratings are everything. ― A Network 23 executive on "Max Headroom"

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Bureaucrat, n.: A politician who has tenure.

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"You'll never be the man your mother was!"

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Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. ― Abraham Lincoln

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As Will Rogers would have said, "There is no such things as a free variable."

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You can tell how far we have to go, when FORTRAN is the language of supercomputers. ― Steven Feiner

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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. ― Fran Lebowitz

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Extremes of fortune are fatal to folks of small dimensions. ― Arnold Glasow

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Q: What's the difference between a Mac and an Etch-a-Sketch? A: You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen.

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In a five year period we can get one superb programming language. Only, we can't control when the five year period will begin.

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Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.