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@sinistercherubs @BradleyWhitford F’n brilliant!

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@stephenkunken @BradleyWhitford Clearly bffs. Only lovers or bestirs can butt heads with this kind of dedication.

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@MaryLTrump Exactly

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@jonniker Thanks, Jonna!

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@BradleyWhitford @HandmaidsOnHulu “Don’t be a dick, Joseph” had me rolling. Well done to you all. Your nuance is extraordinary and the show is better for having you aboard.

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thank god.

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@jonniker oh my GOD, me too. WHAT in the HELL? I used to be able to down gin and tequila like they were part of major food groups. Now I have a beer or a drink and it's over before it even starts. 47 in July, thank you.

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@laurashinn @reneewauthor @PoMoMagazine Yes!! The new art bums me out.

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@jonniker I was just thinking about doing the same. Do they EAT them? It's ridiculous.

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@ChelseaClinton Oh! I did the same with my mom! #nosmo_king #whoisthismrking

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@laurashinn @pattonoswalt He tickled my Ribsy with that one.

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@danjlevy Well, FUCK THEM TOO, THE HYPOCRITICAL SHITS. What an obtuse, egregiously offensive, and indeed shameful move on the part of the Catholic Church.

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@AndrewRei15 @richardmarx Mind you, it was a couple of weeks before I saw him school a troll. It was epic. Now I’m THAT guy- “man, do you follow Richard Marx on Twitter?” and then I’m telling some dude in the produce aisle how fucking hilarious he is.

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@AndrewRei15 @richardmarx He 100% had me at “Your dad wants to fuck your sister.” Best. Response. EVER.

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Hell YES. YES.

[Emme Montgomery @ TwitchCon @negaoryx]

99% of the time, I ignore trolls and ban them. 1% of the time, I do this:

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@HannahDrake628 You are 100% a Queen.

And pardon me for saying so, but he needs to take his habitrails and go sit the hell down.

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What a Queen.

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@bobbyberk @racheltheklutz they are coming your wayyyyy!!!!

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@BlueTsunami5 @SayersDionne @tnewtondunn @ShippersUnbound Trollers gonna troll...

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@DrBiden We are so lucky to have you as our First Lady! You looked lovely today (although I wish I could have handed you a pair of Mirage Rothy's to wear- your feet had to have been killing you!) I'm so excited for the next 4 years. It feels like a dream to be able have hope again.