Molly Rockwell

Wife, artist, cat lady, dog mom, introvert, vampire, old soul. Slytherin. Generally, I dislike people. I never mean ducking.

[Molly Rockwell @mmollywobbles]

Having a rough day, so I’m trying to channel this stink mood into something positive that will make my life better! #positrillitry

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Spuddle: a useful verb from the 17th century that means to work feebly and ineffectively, because your mind is elsewhere or you haven’t quite woken up yet.

[Donté L. Stallworth @DonteStallworth]

It’s really this simple.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

I do'nt care what Kids at School call me because they are all Disgusting Fake Losers and my Real Friends go to a diffrent Scool you haven't heard of and they think Im the Coolest and Smartest and we go to parties and I don't have to tell you there Names for this to be True.

[Molly Rockwell @mmollywobbles]

...is there such a thing as a quiet upstairs neighbor?

[Molly Rockwell @mmollywobbles]

It’s a trap when parents say you can drink their beer/wine after their kid goes to sleep....right? It feels like a trap.

[Broadway Star!!!! @thatonequeen]

RIP to the original queen of shade.

[Molly Rockwell @mmollywobbles]

Brb going to make websites for my pets.

[Travis McElroy (Self Parody) @travismcelroy]

Need a boost of good mood today? Here is a website I made about my dog Buttercup! https://t.co/W49ZudmqPK

[Padma Lakshmi @PadmaLakshmi]

🎵You make me feel like a natural woman 🎵 👑 #ArethaFranklin

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

'Money doesn't vote, people do.' — Democrat Andrew Gillum is literally the only non-millionaire in the Democratic primary race for Florida governor

[Molly Rockwell @mmollywobbles]

@lostintapes @2BlkGirls1Rose This is how I found @2BlkGirls1Rose! It truly makes my weeks better. I’m not sure I respond out loud (“YESSSS. Mhmmmm!”) more to any other podcast.

[Molly Rockwell @mmollywobbles]

I just started watching Riverdale and I honestly don’t know what I’m watching or why I’m still watching it.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

We need to invest in our children, in our elderly, and in healthcare and education and environmental protection. People are sick and tired of spending billions and billions of dollars on nuclear weapons, war planes, missiles, bombs, and tanks.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Medicare for all: “Too expensive!”

Infrastructure: “Too expensive!”

Good schools: “Too expensive!”

Job training: “Too expensive!”

A living wage: “Too expensive!”

A whole new branch of the military but set in space, where no one lives:

“Oh yeah, we can afford that!”

[Tybee Diskin @hellotybeeren]

Yes

It couldn't be that black women are making incredible art and breaking down barriers in real life and deserve to be featured

It must be

That we're hypnotized

By

A fictional city

[Stone Cold Jane Austen @fleurdeliqueur]

Netflix should add the category "Sorry There Are No More Episodes of Bake-Off and Queer Eye, You're Clearly Going Through Some Stuff, Here Are Some Other Soothing Shows with People Being Nice to Each Other over Low-Stakes Things"

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

LISTEN I WOULD LOVE TO GRAB A DRINK TONIGHT BUT I WILL BE BUSY OPENING AND CLOSING THE SAME THREE APPS OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL I GO TO SLEEP

[Molly Rockwell @mmollywobbles]

Garrett: “Gimme that finger.”
Me:
#TheBachelorette #TheBacheloretteFinale

[2 Black Girls, 1 Rose @2BlkGirls1Rose]

If they bring Garrett on stage and don’t address him LIKING RACIST, SEXIST, AND HOMOPHOBIC CONTENT ON IG, I’m out 🖕🏾 #TheBachelorette

[Molly Rockwell @mmollywobbles]

Blake is such a good good dude. Let’s imagine, for a moment, if the roles were reversed.
Garrett: Everything is her fault and she for sure made the wrong choice and I did nothing wrong. #TheBachelorette #TheBacheloretteFinale