Michael Monteith

Likes...The Food...The Wine...The Arsenal

[Michael Monteith @MMonteith79]

@paddypower @paddypower
Justice payout perhaps?
2+ SoT & 2+ fouls suffered.
You pretty much said it yourselves!
💰 💸 💰 💸 ❓

[Michael Monteith @MMonteith79]

@Translink_NI @CEOTranslink_NI @TranslinkPress
Poor, on so many levels!

#customerservicefail #lateagain

[Michael Monteith @MMonteith79]

Nonsense article by @felixkeith @ben6white has been nothing short of stellar in his performances for @Arsenal A proper player & a proper professional changing position with ease without any fuss. Keep doing what you do Benjamin. 👌🏼👊🏻

[Ros Atkins @BBCRosAtkins]

We’ve looked at NHS funding since 2000 and compared UK healthcare spending with the richest EU members. And then looked at how funding connects to the current NHS crisis. 5 mins on what we found.

[MR DT @MrDtAFC]

Quite possibly the greatest commentary I have ever heard 😂 https://t.co/siET04RdLR

[Michael Monteith @MMonteith79]

#NewProfilePic

[Tom Kerridge @ChefTomKerridge]

Just agree please, no fighting, no “yeah but, no but’s”, no more “dog ate my homework” excuses..... just call us... ♥️👌😃

[Matt Lucas HQ @RealMattLucas]

Here I am singing #ThankYouBakedPotato with the greatest back four in football history. You can download the original song and buy the book in aid of #FeedNHS here https://t.co/RMWsE56s67

[Jay Rayner @jayrayner1]

SHORT THREAD: it is no surprise and yet still infuriating that the GB govt is clearly now entertaining allowing chlorine washed chicken on to our shelves. To be clear, the issue here is not the chlorine. The problem is why it's used. 1/
https://t.co/hdAOR1pQiC

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

An estimated 62,000 are dead in the UK because the government didn’t act quickly enough to curb Coronavirus and yet large sections of the media continue to obsequiously deify Boris Johnson as a national hero simply because he ended up in intensive care.

[GrumpySkeletor @GrumpySkeletor]

Just a gentle reminder that although life is a little crazy right now and everything seems out of sync, at least you aren’t being constantly harassed by a sword wielding tit in furry underpants and haven’t had your entire face burnt off with acid.

Have a great day!

[Michael Monteith @MMonteith79]

NHS: For the reopening of whiteabbey hospital A&E department. And the reopening of the wards. - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/h1GbNuMj5e via @UKChange

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

This article is not an easy read, but I urge you to read it. The coronavirus
comes at an exponential speed: gradually, and then suddenly.
It’s a matter of days. Maybe a week or two. When it does, our healthcare system will be overwhelmed.
#coronavirusuk
https://t.co/TiAPZmL8uB

[Javier Blas @JavierBlas]

‘Yes Minister’ has a perfect summary of most Western countries response to the coronavirus outbreak 😷

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Welcome to The Arsenal, Nicolas Pepe 🤩

🇨🇮 #PepeIsHere ⚡️

[The Wine Wankers 🍾🤛🎉🥂 @winewankers]

Feeling guilty? #wine

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

🥁 Your Goal of the Season winner...

...congratulations, @Aubameyang7 👏

[Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social @TobyonTV]

it’s really sad what happened to the Italia 90 mascot

[Michael Monteith @MMonteith79]

Bubbles in the sunshine with @Monty_Gunner @Ellisspy @Tim_BCFC courtesy of @markjeffersonw !
Cheers! ☀️😎🍾🥂

[Marc Morris @Longshanks1307]

So I just re-watched the classic Simpsons episode ‘Bart Gets An Elephant’. It is 25 years old, but a parable for our times. [thread]

Bart wins a radio station phone-in and is given a binary choice: $10,000 in cash or a full grown African elephant.

Bart chooses the elephant.