Michelle Montinieri

SC '14. Stonehill College Dance Team

[Michelle Montinieri @mmontinieri]

The best part about being the third roommate with a couple is that your bathroom becomes their designated poop toilet

[neen @neenaab3]

Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

it appears you have loaded the dishwasher without me. do you not need my services anymore. did you lick the plates yourself. this is a disaster

[Omar Jimenez @OmarJimenez]

January 21, 2020: First US case of COVID-19 detected

January 19, 2021: 400,000 Americans dead from COVID-19

[Michelle Montinieri @mmontinieri]

in the spirit of thanksgiving, this year I am thankful for @Snapchat asking me if I want to abandon my “masterpiece” any time I accidentally take an unflattering front facing cam selfie

[Michelle Montinieri @mmontinieri]

@realDonaldTrump lol

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

there is a pumpkin. on the neighbor’s porch. that did not have a face yesterday. but today they have a face. that is spooky. and i will be avoiding it

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i just started my shift. watching the skittle under the fridge. it is a thankless job. but if nobody does it. and the skittle moves. we are in big trouble

[Bill Schammert @BillSchammert]

Quite a sight happening in Lincoln tonight...

@Lincoln_Police officers announce the "Hold Cops Accountable" initiative with local black community leaders.

Now, they're doing the Cupid Shuffle outside the @MaloneCenterLNK

(📹: @EllisWiltsey)

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

If you’re a Massachusetts restaurant offering delivery/take-out during the COVID-19 shut down, reply to this tweet with details on how/where to order (address, website, phone, etc.), where you can deliver to, and a photo of something delicious from your menu.

RT TO SAVE LIVES.

[k8 @K8Lis]

Phone calls and texts never went through to my dad....turns out he’s had me blocked on his phone for two years

[Michelle Montinieri @mmontinieri]

@bp_sully Have you ever seen such beauty

[Michelle Montinieri @mmontinieri]

Note to self: unless you’re going through a self loathing time probs never have tomato soup before a cardio body blast ever again kk

[Stonehill Men's Basketball @StonehillMBB]

Big thank you to @SkyhawkNation for running another terrific Skyhawk Madness!!

[Stonehill Men's Basketball @StonehillMBB]

Last night was 🔥🔥🔥 #skyahwkmadness

[Michelle Montinieri @mmontinieri]

Left my glasses at a salon, and then stepped on my spare pair during practice tonight. so you can laugh all you want but just know I can’t see y’all haters anyways

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. i would like a lot of support today. just in general

[Michelle Montinieri @mmontinieri]

@realDonaldTrump 🤦🏼‍♀️