definitely: Moose

Made in USA. A practitioner of tomfoolery to the highest degree. SC: Mooseport CA: $Mooseport #Ordained

[definitely: Moose @mmoooossee]

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
Courage to change the things I can,
And wisdom to know the difference.

[definitely: Moose @mmoooossee]

Nobody in the cattle industry is dealing with this weather for you to go and order your steak well done

[definitely: Moose @mmoooossee]

@OldUncleNed Perfect time you coulda used:

Frothy ejaculate.

[definitely: Moose @mmoooossee]

@DylanWheeler_ I spent some time in Doorant

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@JordanNixMusic Then he threw his condom out on the highway…lol

[definitely: Moose @mmoooossee]

@DylanWheeler_ I think sloths would be pretty easy. Wouldn’t have to worry about them running away at least…

[definitely: Moose @mmoooossee]

@MrTaylorWayne You should’ve told her “I have your name tattoo’d on my ass.” 🤣🤣🤣

[definitely: Moose @mmoooossee]

@KayleySullins @DylanWheeler_ @mattwilliamsok That’s the same thing @mattwilliamsok said! 🤣🤣🤣

[definitely: Moose @mmoooossee]

@DylanWheeler_ @mattwilliamsok

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Baby shark. Fa sho…

[Gump @MrTaylorWayne]

What am I singing?
Wrong answers only.
📸 @LonePineMediaCo

[definitely: Moose @mmoooossee]

@bubbasbrewhouse So…you drank too much?

[definitely: Moose @mmoooossee]

How many inches do I rise from the ground?

[ChihuahuaEnjoyer420 @tweetsandboobs]

Do you know what’s a fun Twitter game? Ask your followers how tall you are. There are a ridiculous amount of people here that accurately predict height from vibes.

[definitely: Moose @mmoooossee]

@MrTaylorWayne 5’6

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@TrentFletcher I’m not…

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@canaanbryce Das what I like to hear! Lol

[definitely: Moose @mmoooossee]

@canaanbryce @LonePineMediaCo Fuck yeah! 🤣🤣🤣

[definitely: Moose @mmoooossee]

Don’t ask questions

[JustCanaanBryce @canaanbryce]

@mmoooossee @LonePineMediaCo

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@MrTaylorWayne Would asking for seconds afterwards be appropriate? Lol

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Because they couldn’t outrun their problems, so they’re going to try to lose it over subtle changes in elevation in the most remote locales possible…

[Ru 🌸♿️ (she/they) 🎀 @RollWithRu]

WHY DOES EVERYONE ON DATING APPS LIKE HIKING SO MUCH

[definitely: Moose @mmoooossee]

@harliward13 Just trying to cash in while I can