mango

I don't got beef 'cause I don't eat no meat

[mango @mmorganking]

Being on r/polyamory was not on my 2025 bingo card but here we are

[mango @mmorganking]

i got the vaccine and it made me start liking musicals

[mango @mmorganking]

this site is sooooo over. follow me on bluesky https://t.co/alcv09V4vN

[mango @mmorganking]

had a dream last night that bbno$ was going around stealing from everyone and when i confronted him about it he said “i don’t care. my dad owns an island in the galapagos so i can do whatever i want”

[mango @mmorganking]

@robot795827e2 god is real

[mango @mmorganking]

literally dated a man who would fight with me about israel palestine and he didn’t know what a genocide was. how can you be so fucking stupid.

[mango @mmorganking]

thinking about the time i broke my foot and my work thought i was lying despite me wearing a boot for a month??? like do u think i did that for fun???

[mango @mmorganking]

we, as a society, do not speak about the cinematic masterpiece, that is Shrek 2, nearly enough

[mango @mmorganking]

no big titty girls on love island. need more big titty representation on these shows.

[mango @mmorganking]

can we bring back myspace

[mango @mmorganking]

ummmm listen. i was gonna make an awesome point, but i just don’t remember anymore

[mango @mmorganking]

@crispeh_creme i was the same with chappell roan so i get u 😔

[mango @mmorganking]

imagine having a girlfriend who can write you poems in italian…i continue to amaze myself

[mango @mmorganking]

need to write a poem for my boyfriend right NOW but alas…i lay

[mango @mmorganking]

been dreaming a lot about giraffes lately….my subconscious wishes i was taller

[mango @mmorganking]

rip hitler you would’ve loved legolas from lord of the rings

[mango @mmorganking]

no man has ever yearned

[mango @mmorganking]

went on a date with a guy once who didn’t think broad city was funny….

[mango @mmorganking]

moving to the uk solely because skins is still on netflix here

[mango @mmorganking]

last year almost everyone i know went through a break up and this year everyone is falling in love so yeah i do believe in the stars