Meg

[Meg @mmorrin5]

nobody was against TikTok more than me, but now I need to know… Where the hell has it been all my life?

[Meg @mmorrin5]

🍁🍷🦅

[Meg @mmorrin5]

my honey really got us an old grain bin, he's the bestttttt

[Meg @mmorrin5]

I just smacked Tylers bare ass as hard as I could before he's had any coffee..... Send help

[Meg @mmorrin5]

there is one air pod in at least one of my ears at all times. they've become an extension of my body at this point

[Meg @mmorrin5]

lets talk about the fact that Tylers jeans fit me pretty snug......

actually, lets not 🥴

[Meg @mmorrin5]

there is no way i'm going to financially recover from this upcoming summer 😂

[Meg @mmorrin5]

shit is SKRESSFUL

[Meg @mmorrin5]

checking the littlest things off my wedding to-do list makes me feel so much better

[Meg @mmorrin5]

you might've grown up & learned how to be a good friend, but you'll simply never have access to me again

[Meg @mmorrin5]

long days at work, long evenings at the hospital.
I feel like I'm losing my mind

[Meg @mmorrin5]

it only took me 28 years to figure out how i like to do my eyebrows

[BIG MOE @Yeaaa_Moe]

Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst.

[Meg @mmorrin5]

will never understand people that condone their friends being a #cheater either.

ride for your friend, by all means.
but also, call them out for being a low quality human

[Meg @mmorrin5]

will never understand how someone can consciously cheat & not feel like an entire pile of shit 😵‍💫💩

[Meg @mmorrin5]

Codeine it got Elvis,
Whiskey it hot Hank,

I always thought that somethin' like that might send me on my way

[Meg @mmorrin5]

pretty certain i'm too dumb to learn grain merchandising .. shit might as well be in French

[Meg @mmorrin5]

not a single flake flying around out there and Clyde Savannah has already closed down?

Who's running that place now, and why don't they make these kids risk their lives to get to school anymore?

[Meg @mmorrin5]

So all of a sudden "Snow Day" is in Clyde Savannah's vocabulary?

[Meg @mmorrin5]

& I'll be a whole ass wife in 124 days 👰🏻‍♀️💍