Michaela Paride

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Live footage of the cruise ship kitchen before the Hantavirus

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

happy mysterious $9.99 charge from apple day to all who celebrate ..

[Michaela Paride @mmparide25]

Tbh I don’t give a rats ass today- I’ve door dashed breakfast and lunch

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?

[💕 Brittany Belle 💕 @BrittanyinTexas]

Double the love with these two iconic couples. 💕

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

my manager: "what can we improve on"

my paycheck big papa

[🅲🆃🆁🅻 🅰🅻🆃 🅳🅴🅵🅴🅰🆃 @Nerdy_Addict]

Me hitting refresh for updates on Nancy Guthrie case

[alex @dontblamealex]

I will never forgive them for this. #GRAMMYs

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

yo what the FUCK did Apple do to the iPhone keyboard because I genuinely feel like I’m losing my mind typing these days

[Michaela Paride @mmparide25]

Why are people so obsessed with how women give birth .. some lady at Walmart really asked if I was giving birth naturally or having a C-Section today. Ask these lil tyrants themselves.

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

at the doctor’s office booing all the names being called that aren’t mine

[Michaela Paride @mmparide25]

Its legit 9 am relax

[Michaela Paride @mmparide25]

Yo why everybody at cvs always copping an attitude

[Michaela Paride @mmparide25]

First day of my 30s- flat tire 🛞 🤣

[Michaela Paride @mmparide25]

Last week of my 20s 🪦🖤🥀

[Michaela Paride @mmparide25]

Well it finally happened… Somebody asked me when I was due without asking if I was pregnant first 🤰🏼🤣 #twins #24weeks

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

snack wrap 07.10.2025

[Michaela Paride @mmparide25]

Unsure why these tiny lil humans inside of me hated peanut butter this morning like I just wanted to eat a lil something before my early glucose test 🥴🤢

[Sean @SeanDaBlack]

He’s going to kill drake live