BYE

[Victor Young @VictorDYoung]

Every party has equally cringey photo-ops but something about a grown man toasting with a *beer* glass full of milk is particularly jarring.

[BYE @mmpp2200]

@mowbrayhannah This has been my only wish for years

[Albie Darforyu @Fly_Malcolm_X]

Holy shit

[BYE @mmpp2200]

@VanessaMosco You have no idea 😭😭❤️❤️

[BYE @mmpp2200]

Today I saw 8 golden retrievers who were promoting a retriever rescue team and you best believe I pet 8 golden retrievers today, best day ever 🙌

[BYE @mmpp2200]

@mowbrayhannah The next instalment of abc sparks 8 simple rules

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Workin’ on some new recipes for the folks inside Area 51 👽 The Radioactive Ribs are lookin’ goooooood 🔥🔥🔥

[BYE @mmpp2200]

Mood

[BYE @mmpp2200]

@mowbrayhannah She got the Thai 👅

[BYE @mmpp2200]

@carolyn_perdok YESSS CRUISE CONTROL COMING IN

[lllll @40ozPapi]

why say many word when few word do trick

[Carolyn Perdok @carolyn_perdok]

"You have similar features to a dairy cow on my farm"

[BYE @mmpp2200]

You expect me to sit here? Sans mini eggs

[BYE @mmpp2200]

Mini eggs need to chill, $6 for a small bag what gives!!!!

[Caleb @thecalebchin]

someone get this clip away from me

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Lame

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

sucking coffee directly out of the teat of my keurig

[BYE @mmpp2200]

Everyone is itching for spring so bad, we out here pretending 2 degrees is hot out