Your* Dad

I thought you said weast

[Your* Dad @mmriley15]

@wolfetone91201 I love learning

[Your* Dad @mmriley15]

@GOATofWallSkree During

[Your* Dad @mmriley15]

Some of you weren’t in middle school for the black eyed peas run and it shows

[Your* Dad @mmriley15]

BRUTAL: the person next you jay walked but you were too chicken

[Your* Dad @mmriley15]

Sorry but why do we make rugs that require additional rugs underneath them

[Your* Dad @mmriley15]

Do we really need this many ways to spell Mackenzie

[Your* Dad @mmriley15]

Keep your Taylor Swift OUT OF MY FOOTBALL

[Your* Dad @mmriley15]

kids with their ice cream cones

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Bill Belichick 😂😂

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

A Boston police officer was hurt after tumbling down a children’s slide at the newly renovated playground at City Hall Plaza https://t.co/hbd4w50bGw

[Your* Dad @mmriley15]

Nothing like waking up after a night out to the carnage of wrappers and dishes from your after bar snacks

[Your* Dad @mmriley15]

If Jesus rose today would he see Barbie or Oppenheimer first

[Your* Dad @mmriley15]

Ed Sheeran the Arby’s of pop music, like I don’t know anyone who listens to him but, he’s still here?

[Your* Dad @mmriley15]

JESES VAPED

[Your* Dad @mmriley15]

JESUS VAPED

[Your* Dad @mmriley15]

Maybe the reason boomers always said their years in college were the best of their lives is because they spent the rest of their lives working 40 hour weeks and getting divorced instead of doom scrolling on social media and rewatching sitcoms

[Your* Dad @mmriley15]

@usmntonly This man does not understand America if he’s worth this much and in public in Florida

[Your* Dad @mmriley15]

@zwillshireprime Oh, THIS will help end the strike

[Your* Dad @mmriley15]

@NateSilver538 PROBABLY?!?!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Politicians Explain Why They Oppose Free School Lunch Programs https://t.co/lhZP8jocGB