margaret Roa

[margaret Roa @mmroa]

http://t.co/wWFWtib1fO They should make a medal for anyone who uses a whole tube of chapstick before losing it.

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http://t.co/ftzRm1WmDW Idea: An animated sitcom where the characters age and change clothes.

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http://t.co/XOsS5UzhxY Caterpillars: Neither cats NOR pillars.

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Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork". http://t.co/dtMRTGZtvy

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http://t.co/F59odtIgRO Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February.

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http://t.co/LRG4vvRdMO Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?

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Little known fact: The toothbrush originated in Alabama. Everywhere else it was called a teethbrush. http://t.co/kT94ctk4

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I wonder what Kirstie Alley is putting frosting on right now. http://t.co/rlXmYsyN

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If I had a talking shark for a sidekick, I'd probably get into more deep sea shenanigans. http://t.co/j84UfK82

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JUST ONE MORE STD TILL I'M OFFICIALLY A JERSEY SHORE MEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://t.co/sL4RXQhn