Miranda Schmidt 💛

Going with the flow | I love you | 269 | God Mommy | everyone has had a breaking point, I’m finally past mine 👏🏻🙏🏼 blessed with the best

[Miranda Schmidt 💛 @mmschmidt_]

Have you ever treated someone’s heart like it was your own?

[Miranda Schmidt 💛 @mmschmidt_]

Anyone else break out in hives from dust when they bring out the Christmas decorations? Like I know I got allergies but Jesus Christ I don’t got time for these hives and sniffles.

[Miranda Schmidt 💛 @mmschmidt_]

I’m gonna get the last laugh outta this LMFAO

[Miranda Schmidt 💛 @mmschmidt_]

Well that’s a good way to ruin my night.

[Miranda Schmidt 💛 @mmschmidt_]

House/ apartment searching is so so so difficult

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and me!!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t dm you the money) Will show proof!

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I want some Dick-fil-A 🙃

[Miranda Schmidt 💛 @mmschmidt_]

@anniemcnamara21 I’m Snooki. You’re Mike. Okay bye.

[Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner]

reach for the stars baby 😩😩😍😂

[Miranda Schmidt 💛 @mmschmidt_]

Tay praises me everyday 😭💕🙌🏼

[Miranda Schmidt 💛 @mmschmidt_]

So from here until November 23rd, time slow tf down. Im not trying to live with the thought of my dad being half way to 100... gives me anxiety, damn

[Miranda Schmidt 💛 @mmschmidt_]

I wanna know how y’all felt when your dad turned 50 because Jiminy Christmas I’m losing my mind.😭😭

[Miranda Schmidt 💛 @mmschmidt_]

Good morning

[Miranda Schmidt 💛 @mmschmidt_]

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[Miranda Schmidt 💛 @mmschmidt_]

@Victor_Von_Bub That shit was bogus, like who tf trips going up the stairs..... lbvs smdh 🤧

[Miranda Schmidt 💛 @mmschmidt_]

I just tripped myself going up my stairs with a bowl of ramen, cheese balls, and my MF LV . 😁

[Miranda Schmidt 💛 @mmschmidt_]

*everyfuckingwhere

[Miranda Schmidt 💛 @mmschmidt_]

My ramen went flying in the air. My cheese balls went everyfucking wear. My phone was in my pocket and managed to slip out and went sliding down. My Louie managed to stay on my wrist and is A OK. 🙌🏼 😰 But my big toe, I think is a goner. That mf had a heart beat

[RTA @RodeoTheAlbum]

Stormi wanted to hear Travis instead ☠️