samantha.

[samantha. @mmsotexas]

✨🧚🏻

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[777 @dessszn]

mind you.. i don’t even pop it fr.

[wifloner @wifloner]

I be minding my business and still end up in somebody’s indirects. Legendary aura.

[samantha. @mmsotexas]

Miss playing pool.

[samantha. @mmsotexas]

#dumbitch

[samantha. @mmsotexas]

Started applying my makeup with a brush and idk why I haven’t been doing this years ago?????

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when someone is being passive aggressive but it's ok because I'm abt to be direct

[marie @astou_jolie]

At this big age when people show signs of hidden animosity or weird energy, I just remove myself. I’m not trying to understand you and I’m not trying to make it make sense

[samantha. @mmsotexas]

I love that my PTO just rolls over. I can eventually take off a whole month! 🥰

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Just because I prefer to be kind does not mean I won't slap the fuck out of you.

[samantha. @mmsotexas]

Never fails.

[kai hall @Sladeee4hire]

Ppl do weird shit to me then bad shit happen to them

[samantha. @mmsotexas]

Ugh, fucking love my job.

[27. @dimvji]

things y'all don’t know:

1. me like that

[samantha. @mmsotexas]

I miss my son.

[L @xl__ama]

Me ignoring you is me being nice

[Rihanna @rihanna]

Bitches ain't gettin money, but they got an opinion!