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[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

Zero debt.
7-8 hours of sleep per night.
Low body fat percentage.
Nutrition is perfect.
Mental health on track.
Zero alcohol and extremely hydrated.

This was my peak. I was 8 years old.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This is what the older generations should try and do more often

[Steve Mudflap McGrew’s REMASCULATE podcast @REMASCULATE]

As a COMEDIAN let me say this about that…

Jimmy Kimmel out here doing comedy math after the fact.
“Oh no, you see… the joke was about the age difference.”

Was it?
That’s fascinating… because not ONE WORD about age showed up in the setup.

That’s like me punching you in the face and then explaining,
“No, no… that was actually about climate change.”

Well you might say that now… but that ain’t what just happened.

Comedy has rules. Not a lot… but the ones we got matter.
Setup… THEN punchline.
You don’t get to do the punchline first and then hold a press conference explaining what the joke meant.

That’s not stand-up… that’s damage control.

If the joke was about Trump being 80 and Melania being 50 you gotta SAY THAT. You gotta walk us down that road.
You don’t just teleport to the punchline and then act like the audience missed the turn.
That ain’t a joke… that’s a BS excuse.
And comedians know this.
That’s Comedy 101.
That’s Day One, open mic, two-drink minimum, “please clap” level stuff.

So no… it wasn’t about age.
Because if it was, the audience would’ve HEARD IT.

What it really was…
was a disgustingly bad joke!

[Cindy K @MAGAMAHACindy]

Hypothetically…….. We are being taxed on money we never made.

Let that sink in.

If I bought my property outright for $160,000 in 2009
Now the county says it’s worth $446,000.
Did I sell it? No.
Did I make a profit? No.
Did I get a check for $446,000? No.
But my taxes jumped like I did.
That’s the problem.
This isn’t income.
This isn’t cash.
This is a number someone decided on paper and now I’m being billed for it.

If my stock portfolio doubles, I don’t pay taxes until I sell.

If my income doesn’t increase, I don’t magically owe more income tax.

So why does owning a home work differently?

Why am I being taxed on unrealized gains?

A house isn’t just an investment, it’s where people live. And this system means you can do everything right, pay off your home, and still get squeezed harder every year because of a number you never turned into money.

You don’t truly own something if you can be taxed out of it.

This isn’t about “services” or “inflation.” It’s about being charged for value you never received.
It’s time people start to notice.

[Jason D. Meister 🇺🇸 @jason_meister]

They arrested the President of the United States of America 4X, charged him 91X, indicted him 4X, spied on his campaign, sabotaged his first term, jailed his supporters, raided his private residence, censored him, gagged him, tried to bankrupt him, and attempted to remove him from state ballots.

When all of that failed they tried to assassinate him not once but four times.

And they go on national television to talk about how we need to vote for them to save democracy.

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

*opens up TurboTax*

5 minutes later:

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

💯💯

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

MUST WATCH: Video shows the exact moment Kirk Moore, principal of Pauls Valley High School in OK, tackled and disarmed a would-be school shooter.

His man's heroic actions protected the lives of everyone in that school.

He is an American HERO!

[🇨🇦 Antonio Tweets @AntonioTweets2]

😳👇

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

"Don't shove your religion down our throats!"

[greg @greg16676935420]

If you’re working on your taxes this week don’t forget to report your income from illegal activities and stolen property

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: United Airlines releases new "Relax Row" where passengers can make a bed out of three chairs.

The new feature will reportedly be available on 200 of their 787s and 777s.

"You'll also get a mattress pad, blanket, and two pillows," United Airlines announced.

"If you’re traveling with kids, a plushie too! United Relax Row will be available starting next year on more than 200 of our 787s and 777s, each with up to 12 of these brand-new rows."

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Texas resident speaks out against his town being taken over by Indians on Visas

“I'm a 27 year resident of Plano, Texas. Married my wife here 25 years ago, raised my kids through the Plano school system — I'm deeply concerned about the — rapid demographic shifts being fueled by what appears to be a systemic H-1B visa program fraud right here in North Texas”

“Sham companies registering single-family homes in residential neighborhoods, or listing unfinished empty businesses as corporate headquarters to sponsor hundreds of H-1B visas. This isn't just a federal immigration issue, it's a Plano issue”

“When independent journalists uncover fraud rings operating out of suburban living rooms, it compromises our safety, our property values, and the transparency of our business communities. These fraudulent staffing firms aren't bringing in the brightest and the best. They're running labor trafficking schemes that undercut the wages of hardworking Plano residents and displace qualified American professionals who call this city home.”

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Old Dominion University shooter Mohamed Jalloh:

-Born in Sierra Leone
-Became a naturalized US citizen
-Radicalized by al-Qaeda
-Convicted for providing material support to ISIS
-Sentenced to 11 years in prison
-Released from prison early under Biden

Now watch how quickly this story disappears

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

There was a race for babies who could only crawl. lil girl came ready to crawl like the others… but suddenly she stood up for the first time and walked to the finish line.

And the sweetest part? None of the other moms complained. They just cheered and celebrated the moment. 🥹

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

You’re right. Christianity brainwashed me.

Now I want to spend the rest of my life loving one woman, building a faithful marriage, raising a strong and beautiful family, praying for people who hate me, forgiving when it’s hard, staying far away from gossip and bitterness, and finding my peace in Jesus.

If that’s brainwashing, I’m grateful for it.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

So just to recap: a prison guard who lied to the authorities about checking on Epstein also coincidentally made a series of deposits in the weeks leading up to his death that were so suspicious that the bank independently reported them to the police. That same prison guard was searching for news about Epstein in the moments before his death. And that same guard was independently named by inmates who claimed that she was involved in covering up the killing. Also, two cameras in front of Epstein's cell malfunctioned while all of this was happening. That's a whole lot of coincidences stacking up on top of each other. I don't know. Seems strange to me. But I'm no detective.

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

They hung kids for tweets. They cut women’s eyes out for wearing makeup. They threw gay folks off of buildings. They murdered Americans. Who will grieve for this dirtbag?

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

This says it all