Michael Murumba

#TouchAHeart| Chelsea| Journalist

[Michael Murumba @mmurumba]

Omuhusband

[Michael Murumba @mmurumba]

@yimikaaaa Single people at night: We host exclusive parties for our houseplants, argue with the WiFi about commitment issues, and end up in a Netflix-induced coma whispering, "One more episode... just like my dating life."

[Michael Murumba @mmurumba]

Morocco, Egypt, DR Congo, Cote D'Ivoire, Sweden, Mexico, Turkey and Belgium

[𝐁𝐞𝐤𝐞𝐞 @ChiamakaAFC]

Name a Country in this World Cup without letter "A" in their name

You actually can’t 😂

[Michael Murumba @mmurumba]

@DavidWolfe There's more to life than "health benefits" bro. Those benefits don't guarantee life tomorrow. Stop disrupting our contributions to the economic growth of our nation.

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@Thechoosen_01 Worried? You'd be dead already if it was on your arm. Is she worried or you're crying louder than the bereaved?

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@KTNNewsKE Can't he just enjoy his 45 days of hiding without the fear of being irrelevant?

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@Wakabando Bro really out here thinking his one-man hate constitutes an Electoral College. You’re not a kingmaker, my friend. You’re a 1 hater in a country of 50+ million people, most of whom are more worried about githeri prices than your one-man hate movement. Mukurweini dodged a bullet

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

State shares design renders of what JKIA will look like after the airport is upgraded
📸Courtesy

[Michael Murumba @mmurumba]

@TheStarKenya As long as Ugandans as currently comprised are not part of us. I don't care where they will vanish to but not here

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@MachariaNjeru This is personal?

[Michael Murumba @mmurumba]

@orengo_james Blessed is him. Unlike you, always on the wrong side of history. ALWAYS

[Michael Murumba @mmurumba]

Genesis 1:31
"God saw all that he had made, and it was very good"
Me: God, even bedbugs?
God: Especially those. Know why?
-Keeps hotel reviews honest
-Fumigators need jobs too
-Ensures marriage vows include 'in sickness and in itch'
-Character development
Me: Oh, good indeed 🫢

[Michael Murumba @mmurumba]

@smutoro Kenya is infested with counterfeit products left, right and center. Massive underhand dealings to sneak in trash for our consumption. Instead of dealing with that, like you should you're being petty here with nothingness. Bure kabisaa

[Michael Murumba @mmurumba]

Ni kama Ugandan politicians tremble at the mention of Muhoozi, more than Museveni

[Michael Murumba @mmurumba]

@_KithureKindiki Wewe pia umeanza hizi sideshows za wamitego

[Michael Murumba @mmurumba]

@robie474 Not sure about you being rude and arrogant, but you're most certainly unprofessional. If your contract demands of you to resign officially with a letter, you ought to have do that. Sharing this screenshot is even more unprofessional.. Hope they they pay you though.

[Michael Murumba @mmurumba]

@_DCPTV People lose jobs/get sacked everyday. Your guy is not special. He orchestrated and celebrated the downfall of others when he was on the big table. Karma came knocking. Aende akiendanga

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@Asmali77 It is not just the money they get from such opportunities. It is the exposure, the experience and individual profile. That businessman can't give him that. Fuck USA

[Michael Murumba @mmurumba]

@OneJagi Mimi ata sina makosa any bro. I just led you to what is being said

[Michael Murumba @mmurumba]

Kina @OneJagi hao

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Man United are the new Arsenal