Maggie

our brains are sick but that's ok |-/ 060813

[Maggie @mmwhitcomb]

when you're ready for a good night & your friends cancel on you
@BHaelig

[SouthernHomo @SouthernHomo]

Me when my future kid brings home their first date: who did your parents vote for in 2016???

[eva @Evaworld16]

Just found out salmon can grow to be over five feet long so I'm never going swimming again

[Maggie @mmwhitcomb]

Fuckin me https://t.co/YBIw795fl5

[alyssa @alyssaherrera33]

My sister has been in this world for 18 yrs and today is the first time she has been offered a menu at a restaurant

[Danny Martial @tallerdan]

Great to see this ancient knowledge is being passed down generations successfully https://t.co/2HfW3Cs0ma

[Everything Minnesota @EverythinginMN]

Minnesota has 90,000 miles of shoreline, more than California, Florida, and Hawaii combined.

[🌻🌻 @goddesstew]

started from the bottom now we're here

[Brennan Haelig @BHaelig]

Thank you @HotNewHipHop!

I'd highly recommend pressing play on @Lucien_Parker's new single

Thank you for supporting music with a purpose 💜 https://t.co/M5FtGxIM6J

[Eartha Litt @ItzBreeZyBaby]

This looks nothing like Serena Williams. https://t.co/63cUsmfxZ5

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

if u think about it boys are like credit cards cause they lure u in with no interest for 6 months and then fuck u up

[Nic @NicoleADietrich]

happy st. patricks day. everything is green, except our earth because it's dead brown. we all fucking polluted it. good work everyone

[eva @Evaworld16]

Guy: you're pretty
Me: thanks
Guy: no, you've misunderstood, you're beautiful
Me: thanks
Guy: hmm nvm you're actually just decent