melissa bonetti

#mama to a pack of wild maniacs. coloring and lego master. #adtech in my spare time, cause i have tons.

[Marcus Lemonis @marcuslemonis]

Retweet for your chance to get your big wish Granted I’ll pick one big wish #TheRenovatorHGTV

[melissa bonetti @mmzanotti]

@angmcfadden use the chat on the site (they are a client of @LivePerson). bots > humans. 🤷‍♀️

[Mallory McMorrow @MalloryMcMorrow]

This morning, a woman in my district who teaches at Oxford messaged me saying she and her colleagues who survived the shooting "need to do something more tangible than cry." Because if we continue to do nothing, this will keep happening, again and again and again and again.

[melissa bonetti @mmzanotti]

@sashaazze endless supply of these beauts?

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Why do we keep making dinner when my kids make puke faces for lasagna and throw a parade for cereal.

[melissa bonetti @mmzanotti]

@LauraNTrier see? billy idol gets it.

[Cole Leiter @coleleiter]

Senator Harris: I trust doctors, but not the President.

Literally all of us:

[melissa bonetti @mmzanotti]

@dominos the covid #MVP

[melissa bonetti @mmzanotti]

@JK13 @ZanottiRacing pfffft.... these boys have been training for this since they learned to crawl. 🏎🏎🏎

[melissa bonetti @mmzanotti]

@RyanFieldABC friendly toast for breakfast or lunch, look past the weirdness it’s amazing!

[Abby Tanner @TannerLovesTRo]

MI parents - If you want your kids to be able to return to school in the fall in phase 5 so they do not have to wear a mask each school day, then commit to wearing a mask now to prevent the spread of COVID. It’s that simple. 😷 #MaskUpMichigan

[melissa bonetti @mmzanotti]

@houzz + an email, and a failed online chat. i get that this is a challenging time but if you cannot service customers do not sell products to customers.

[melissa bonetti @mmzanotti]

@houzz sitting on hold for the 4th time after being disconnected on each subsequent call. currently 17 minutes in. i’m trying to cancel a furniture delivery scheduled for wednesday 6/17. like, to save the trip for you. how do i speak to a human??

[melissa bonetti @mmzanotti]

@LauraNTrier *adds ingredients to shipt cart currently stocked with ice cream & pretzels

[melissa bonetti @mmzanotti]

@LauraNTrier @CRumminger @JessLConnell @GerardConnell @jenb @IlanaBrooks @BolognaMike haha so glad i have that cookbook sitting on my shelf unopened 🤣

[melissa bonetti @mmzanotti]

@LauraNTrier @CRumminger @JessLConnell @GerardConnell @jenb @IlanaBrooks @BolognaMike @LauraNTrier creepily stalking this thread in hopes of that cake recipe being posted....

[melissa bonetti @mmzanotti]

@Xfinity what is happening with the internet service in michigan? slow AF, yet again.

[melissa bonetti @mmzanotti]

this, while screaming and clawing each-others eyeballs. #boys

[Ramblin Mama @ramblinma]

What I say: Please take it easy, guys. We can’t go to urgent care right now.

What they hear: Repeatedly practice body slamming one another.

[Washington Post Opinions @PostOpinions]

First, we need a consistent nationwide approach to shutting down, @BillGates writes.

"Despite urging from public health experts, some states and counties haven’t shut down completely." https://t.co/rxDQeiVEYm