There’s something strange about this World Cup, but somehow everyone is pretending it looks normal.
France are fighting for their lives in the Round of 16.
Brazil already had a tough first knockout game.
England have a serious opponent in the Round of 16.
Portugal had a difficult group and now have Spain waiting.
Every big team has had to suffer somewhere.
Except one.
One team has somehow been given a clean road straight to the quarter-finals, and we’re meant to believe it’s just coincidence.
From @TheAthleticFC: Paraguay achieved one of the greatest upsets of recent World Cup history to defeat Germany in a penalty shootout. Germany had never lost a World Cup shootout.
Germany: ❌ ✅ ✅ ❌ ✅ ❌
Paraguay: ✅ ✅ ✅ ❌ ❌ ✅
https://t.co/U3nNYLHzex
Millennials are the elite generation because they cranked out 12-page essays the night before they were due. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just lo-fi beats playing in the background, Black coffee at midnight, footnotes that were somehow correct, and pure delusion. Grade was an A minus. Period.
In 2016, Bad Bunny worked at a grocery store as a bagger.
10 years later, his album ‘Debí Tiras Más Fotos’ won Album Of The Year at the #GRAMMYs.
Chase your dreams, kid.
I just know whatever Bad Bunny has cooked up for the Super Bowl next week is going to trigger these MAGA influencers so hard, and I’m going to laugh at them for being weak‑ass whiners.