Don Matteo

Currently thinking in a Screenplay pattern #SerenityJS #SerenityJava

[Don Matteo @mnajibb]

Mantap, maenin Endrick woy pak tua @MrAncelotti

[433 @433]

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: 𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐇𝐀 𝐎𝐅𝐅 𝐈𝐍𝐉𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐃 🤕

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

HOW?????

[▁ ▂ ▃ ▄ ▅ ▆ ▇ █ ▉ ▊ @coffebit]

Kembali lagi masuk kerja setelah libur lama dan gak jadi resign be like

[Don Matteo @mnajibb]

Windows 11 suckss sampaaah! limbah US!

[Virtual Footballers @virtualballers]

🗣️ Bro to bro:

Sayangin diri lo, belilah PS5/PC/handheld/hp flagship/apapun itu yang lo suka.

Dibalik harga yang lo bayar, ada kebahagiaan kecil yang bikin lo tetep bertahan.

[Don Matteo @mnajibb]

wkwkwkwkwkwk menyala

[Hoops @Hoopss]

UCLA graduate celebrates by showing off the ChatGPT he used for his final projects right before officially graduating 😭

[Don Matteo @mnajibb]

Solusi nya apa?? yak betul gak usah nikah, bikin makin pusing kepala yang ada

[Don Matteo @mnajibb]

yang kek begini nih

[Tanyarlfes @tanyarlfes]

Tanyarl kamu bakal gimana misal cowo mu pengen banget serius sama kamu tpi umurnya masih 28,cuman karyawan bank, & duit tabungannya cuma 500jt? Jujur dia blm ada rumah, mampunya ngontrak dari dlu. Klo klian bkl respon gmna?

[RMFCTeam @RMFC_team]

🚨 Vini Jr. at the booes from the Bernabéu at the start of the match:

“What do we do? What do I do? It’s the first play of the match… damn it!” @MMajeedX

[Hoop Herald @TheHoopHerald]

Does Michael Jordan still love basketball?

“Love it like you wouldn’t believe. I wish I could take a magic pill, put on shorts and go out and play the game of basketball, today…it’s what I live for, I miss it.”

Beautiful stuff

(Via @JordanMuse_ 🎥)

[Don Matteo @mnajibb]

*menahan diri untuk tidak berkata kasar*

[MANTO @KangManto123]

📸📸‼️

[Don Matteo @mnajibb]

gaboleh ngomong kasar tapi mancing mulu

[Don Matteo @mnajibb]

ini pemerintah kita kok tolol bener

[Don Matteo @mnajibb]

Gokil

[The Footy Section @FTBLsection]

MARCELO: "My signing with Real Madrid was really strange. My agent came to me and said: 'Do you want to play for Real Madrid?' I said OF COURSE, and he asked me, 'Do you have a girlfriend?' – No. 'Are you married?' – No. 'Do you have kids?' – No. I asked him, 'Why are you asking me all this?' – 'We’ll talk later.'

A few days later he takes me out of Rio de Janeiro, puts me on a plane to Madrid without telling me anything, he just said I would get to know the Club’s facilities. When we arrived, the president was there and already had a contract on the table and cameramen everywhere. I didn’t understand what happened, I just signed and I was already a Madrid player."

[Don Matteo @mnajibb]

wkwkwkwk gataunya menang 4-0 kocyak

[Berneese @theberneese]

I have a feeling Real Madrid will drop points tonight

[Berneese @theberneese]

I have a feeling Real Madrid will drop points tonight

[Don Matteo @mnajibb]

Fook around and find out

[Barça Universal @BarcaUniversal]

Every Real Madrid player is mocking Lamine Yamal on their post match interviews and Instagram posts. 💔

[Don Matteo @mnajibb]

tengil bener bocil

[️️ ️️KARIM @realmadridindo1]

Ibai memberi tahu Lamine Yamal bahwa Santiago Bernabéu itu sulit, dan Lamine Yamal menjawab:

"Terakhir kali saya ke sana... oh ya, 0-4 (tertawa)"
https://t.co/j1YULTHRLY

[Don Matteo @mnajibb]

uda gak ketolong lagi keknya

[Christian Bromann @bromann]

I’ve lived in Berlin for many years, so I’m super excited to be back and host an evening of #AI, engineering & community with the teams from @langchain & @Dynatrace 🚀

We’ll talk about building next-gen AI agents with createAgent & LangGraph, and how to monitor them like a pro with OpenTelemetry.

🍕 Food, 🥂 drinks, great people — all free.

RSVP 👉 https://t.co/9ak37Xxmk2