Jawn Wick

I’m Buddy Rich when I fly off the handle

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@Rickomahaneb @bennyjohnson I 100% have a problem with every illegal here

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@pigshitsonballs

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@RepDean You’re part of a party that enabled pro-Palestinians to get elected. What did you expect was going to happen?

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Good riddance

[Salon @Salon]

Today, after 31 years, we are saddened to announce that Salon is ceasing publication. It has been an extraordinary privilege. https://t.co/a103i0aEKi

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@PhillyGuyInVa I’d say feed him to the woodchipper but let’s keep it a buck, he’s not a Job for a single woodchipper.

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@DanCrenshawTX I can’t believe I’ve agreeing with this shitbird

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@PhillyGuyInVa For this season?

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@GovernorShapiro Go go gadget inflation!

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@DC_Draino You had all this and both sides of congress and did NOTHING

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@PhillyGuyInVa It’s 100% Republicans fault for doing fuckall over the last 2 years. One trip to the pump is enough to evict every red leader in congress

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@philthatremains Bold of you to assume they care

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@SpeakerJohnson All you did was stand. You certainly didn’t get shit done for the American people

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@Skynoxsx No accountability, just victimhood

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@cfishman @redicecon Says the man with a socialist view of constitutional republics

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@Nelson81_ Oh don’t mistake me, he needs to grow the fuck up and act his wage but his slander isn’t because he’s black. His slander is because he’s an immature asshole. If he was stepping up as a leader and a man and having a bad season, we’d respect him as a man and a player.

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@DeadCanDisco @limalemonnn @sorennxbt Being a whore doesn’t make you stupid but being stupid does lead a lot of girls to being a whore

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@limalemonnn @sorennxbt But cutting your tits or dick off at 13 because you “feel” like a different gender is totally fine and doesn’t require parental permission.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯 @japan_nobunaga]

Before I visited Pennsylvania, everyone warned me that Philadelphia people are the toughest, most impatient people in America.

I believed them until I walked toward the front door of a Wawa gas station.

I was still forty feet away in the parking lot, walking between rows of cars.

A massive construction worker in steel-toe boots, carrying a twenty-four-ounce coffee in one hand and a paper-wrapped hoagie in the other, pushed open the glass door to leave. Then he saw me.

He stopped. He planted his boot against the bottom of the door. And he waited.

Forty feet is a very long distance when a grown man is holding a door for you in the wind.

In Japan, to make a stranger wait carries great shame. So I broke into that awkward half-jog every man performs when he wishes to show gratitude without looking like he is fleeing a crime.

"Go ahead, boss," he said as I passed.

Ten minutes later, as I walked out with my own sandwich, I saw an elderly woman locking her car thirty feet away.

I planted my foot against the glass. I held the door.

Another man behind me held the inner door. Within seconds we had formed an impromptu honor guard of grumpy men holding glass doors in complete silence.

Philadelphia may boo Santa Claus.

But inside the three-foot radius of a Wawa doorway, they have the manners of the imperial court.

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@ShepardJd41503 @HeidiOCanada She doesn’t understand the USD, they use beaver tails for currency up north in Americas Hat