Michal Nehasil

[Michal Nehasil @mnehasil]

@barbarian_cohen MANPAD bude viset na každé chodbě hned vedle hasičáku a defibrilátoru.

[Michal Nehasil @mnehasil]

Neměl by jim někdo říct, že by měli zvážit změnu jména pro CZ trh?
https://t.co/jNt6yKGCz3 prostřednictvím @hospodarky

[Michal Nehasil @mnehasil]

Berou i Falklandy, nebo šlo jen o finále?

[Michal Nehasil @mnehasil]

@MartinLibcice 🤨

[Michal Nehasil @mnehasil]

Pěkný překlep @SeznamZpravy

[Alan Smith @AlanJLSmith]

Suppose that once a week, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to £100.

If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.

The fifth would pay £1.

The sixth would pay £3.

The seventh would pay £7.

The eighth would pay £12.

The ninth would pay £18.

And the tenth man (the richest) would pay £59.　

So, that’s what they decided to do.

The ten men drank in the bar every week and seemed quite happy with the arrangement until, one day, the owner caused them a little problem.

“Since you are all such good customers,” he said, “I’m going to reduce the cost of your weekly beer by £20.”

Drinks for the ten men would now cost just £80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes.

So the first four men were unaffected.

They would still drink for free but what about the other six men?

The paying customers? How could they divide the £20 windfall so that everyone would get his fair share?

They realized that £20 divided by six is £3.33, but if they subtracted that from everybody’s share then not only would the first four men still be drinking for free but the fifth and sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer.　

So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fairer to reduce each man’s bill by a higher percentage.

They decided to follow the principle of the tax system they had been using and he proceeded to work out the amounts he suggested that each should now pay.

And so, the fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (a 100% saving).

The sixth man now paid £2 instead of £3 (a 33% saving).

The seventh man now paid £5 instead of £7 (a 28% saving).

The eighth man now paid £9 instead of £12 (a 25% saving).

The ninth man now paid £14 instead of £18 (a 22% saving).

And the tenth man now paid £49 instead of £59 (a 16% saving).　

Each of the last six was better off than before with the first four continuing to drink for free.　

But, once outside the bar, the men began to compare their savings. “I only got £1 out of the £20 saving,” declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man, “but he got £10!“　

“Yeah, that’s right,” exclaimed the fifth man. “I only saved a £1 too. It’s unfair that he got ten times more benefit than me!”　

“That’s true!” shouted the seventh man. “Why should he get £10 back, when I only got £2? The wealthy get all the breaks!”　

“Wait a minute,” yelled the first four men in unison, “we didn’t get anything at all. This new tax system exploits the poor!”

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.　

The next week the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had their beers without him.

But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important – they didn’t have enough money between all of them to pay for even half of the bill!　

And that’s how it works.

Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy and they just might not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas, where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.　

For those who understand, no explanation is needed.

For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.

[Michal Nehasil @mnehasil]

@PetrHonzejk @Posledniskaut Držel pero, ale nepodepsal.

[Michal Nehasil @mnehasil]

@nexta_tv Right, same way West stopped world war in Munich 1938.

[Michal Nehasil @mnehasil]

@jietienming Zvolil méně obvyklou variantu sebevraždy, střelu do zátylku.

[Michal Nehasil @mnehasil]

@tvtomas Obrvégry?

[Michal Nehasil @mnehasil]

Nevíte kdy bude #Nasdaq great again?

[Michal Nehasil @mnehasil]

@CT24zive Krátké výpadky během přepojování backendových systémů do Moskvy.

[Michal Nehasil @mnehasil]

@nexta_tv Amazing, can’t wait to see women’s round.

[Michal Nehasil @mnehasil]

Was wondering why would Ukraine target pumpkin oil station…

[The Kyiv Independent @KyivIndependent]

⚡️Ukrainian drones hit Russian missile arsenal, oil pumping station in Tver Oblast, SBU source claims.

https://t.co/yLMY3IsknO

[Michal Nehasil @mnehasil]

#NovaProfilovka

[Michal Nehasil @mnehasil]

Když necháme Ukrajinu padnout, bude Fico vítat osvoboditele a my máme Rusy u Zlína coby dup.

[Newsroom ČT24 @NewsroomCT24]

Slovenský premiér Robert Fico vystoupil v ruské státní televizi Rossija 1 – jako první vrcholný unijní politik od ruské invaze. V pořadu 60 minut kritizoval EU za její přístup k válce na Ukrajině a obvinil západní státy, že podporou Ukrajiny podněcují pokračování války.

[Michal Nehasil @mnehasil]

@petrschonfeld ODS pojede skopečka jestli si plácnou s ANO.

[Michal Nehasil @mnehasil]

⁦@CrowdStrike⁩ paper on how to get your business down.

[Michal Nehasil @mnehasil]

@Radecho Určitě Brno

[Michal Nehasil @mnehasil]

@SimandlJan @michalblaha Vsadím se že původně napsala Andrej, pak to ale rychle opravila...