May

[May @mnemosynthesize]

@candymandarins slugs

[May @mnemosynthesize]

@IBERIANRAPIST88 @Mariamtronsong yeah i’m pro refugees

[May @mnemosynthesize]

@IBERIANRAPIST88 @Mariamtronsong i’m not from serbia, but i’m jewish and antifa and it’s pretty cool

[May @mnemosynthesize]

@IBERIANRAPIST88 @Mariamtronsong this is the corniest fucking nazi gif i have ever seen

[May @mnemosynthesize]

@JoeBiden what happened to “no room for compromise”?

[The Information Pimp @BirdRespecter]

Years ago, my roommate and I would send each other the most terrible youtube stuff we could find as a bit. Once, he sent me this music video that gave me an honest to god panic attack the first time I saw it. Laura looks like she is from this evil universe

[May @mnemosynthesize]

@tahukann my endo started me out with 50 mg spiro and .025 (im pretty sure on the decimal placement) mg estrodiol via one patch per week. is this like a regular starting dose or am i getting stiffed

[Hans 😷❤️🔪 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🇩🇪 @Rubashov87]

@munecatmusic Finally hoping for that episode, where Dennis Prager finally gets it and after trying numerous times to continue talking just brakes down sobbing uncontrollably like he was JBP talking about Pinocchio.

[May @mnemosynthesize]

I would like to establish my bid for United States Speaker of the House. I have the full endorsement of the Republican Party and I hope I can count on the votes of my State Representatives.

[May @mnemosynthesize]

@roussermcbouser @luaghingwurm691 @RuzhyoX @cuppacoaster @Cynical_CJ you aren’t jeff bezos

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "I need a fat bitch". What could this mean?

[May @mnemosynthesize]

@StyxIsRealCool @uxiedust and the ikea shark

[May @mnemosynthesize]

@StyxIsRealCool @uxiedust i got some secondhand airpods, some shelves, and books

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Family Guy 2023 Episode Plots LEAKED:

S23E1 - Meg gets bullied off of Femcel TikTok for being a virgin; Brian becomes a chaser

S23E2 - Stewie contracts smallpox on a time travel adventure; Lois gets recorded going “Karen Mode” on a retail worker

S23E3 - Brian dies again

[May @mnemosynthesize]

@theREALsignus @canachloespiral i was on the jury that convicted you