Mrs. Wilson

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Your daughter just got her first period.
Do not tell her she is a woman now.
Tell her what estrogen does.
Tell her what progesterone does.
Tell her her cycle has four phases and each one will feel different.
Give her information. Not a new identity.

[Amarachi esq @amarachi_00]

I don’t think a man’s nakedness is that attractive 😭😭

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

Stop using words like lol, bruh, omg. instead use these:

instead of “wtf”, say “what manner of ungodly absurdity is this before my eyes?”

instead of “idc”, say “your revelation moves me in the slightest degree”

instead of “ngl”, say “i confess, with the utmost sincerity, that deceit eludes my present disposition”

instead of “tbh”, say “in the spirit of unvarnished candor, permit me to speak plainly”

instead of “lmao”, say “my amusement has reached a most ungovernable crescendo”

instead of “stfu”, say “i must implore you to exercise the noble art of silence forthwith”

instead of “fr”, say “indeed, i speak with unembellished veracity”

instead of “lol”, say “that statement has rendered me most amused”

you’re welcome🫢

[Favour Y. @FavourYusuf1]

If you cannot write your BSc Final year project yourself, you are not worthy of your certificate.

[Sonia @BalogunSonia4]

Whoever said the newborn stage is the hardest is a liar. It’s the toddler stage; they don’t listen to anything! 😭

[Mrs. Wilson @mnena__]

@Hybrid_Ola 😂😂

[Mrs. Wilson @mnena__]

@MrsZanga Please check your DM🥹🥹

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

The most wicked people on earth, are mostly found in religious places of worship.

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[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Dear yahoo boys,

That money that you stole, & used it to invest in "legitimate" business will not make your business successful or sustainable in the long run.

You'll lose everything in mysterious ways.

You can't escape the consequences.

It's only a matter of time.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Financially, I may not be where I ought to be today because my lovely wife has been a full time housewife for more than 10 years.

But I cannot say for sure.

What I can say is that, ever since I started appreciating her for her support all through the years, we have never gone to bed or woke up hungry.

And the resultant effect on our children has been nothing short of amazing.

In our early years of marriage, she lost her job.

And then she made a conscious decision to become a housewife, & focus on helping me raise our children.

Being the type of man that I was, ó didn't find it funny.

Whenever I returned home from work, I would be angry seeing her at home. I would compare her with my female colleagues, and would use harsh words on her.

She would sometimes cry to sleep. And I won't feel sorry for the words that I used on her.

I recall one of my female colleagues (married), each time I complained about my wife, she would tell me that I was still talking like a small boy.

Then I would ask her....

"Why are you still working?"

"Why not resign and be a housewife like my wife?

She would just smile and say....

"I wish I was courageous as your wife".

It didn't make sense to me, until some years later.

Then I bumped into her again.

"How is your wife doing?"

My response was a complete 360 from what she used to hear.

"Are you the one saying all these?"

"I am shocked ooo".

What my experience taught me over the years was a turning point in my life.

That was when I realized that a housewife that is playing her roles effectively and efficiently, is not a liability.

It turned out that my ex colleague's husband was not as financially strong, & they had 5 children at the time.

Surviving for them, was practically impossible if she had decided to become a housewife.

My lovely wife and I, have 2 lovely children. And we have built & planned out lives within our means.

She has a business that she does now, but only when she feels like.

I have grown in leaps and bounds, and making sure that they don't lack, as long as I am alive, and as long as God continues to show us mercy.

It's not an easy thing to do.

But I believe if God sees your heart, and knows how much you value your wife's sacrifices, he won't forsake you.

I learnt to be completely independent of a woman's financial assistance.

Only to rely on her when it's needed.

If a man depends on his wife's money, and not rely on it, the dynamics of their marriage changes.

And only the man can honestly tell what he's experiencing in that marriage.

This is why I keep telling men to plan with their own resources, and not with the resources of his wife.

Any wife working wife can decide to resign from her job, or lose it. Or her business may crash.

If that happens, how will the man cope?

Will he still love her, value her, & not feel that she's now a burden?

End.

[Lifesorchard @Lifesorchard]

It’s that time of the year when the discussion about coming together to cook for the family during the festivities becomes a debate.

Asians,Spaniards even Caucasians etc have good family bonding time regardless of how rich they are

But Anthonia from Igando will tell you being on a Yatch in Dubai is better cos cooking is slavery.

If you are heavy on family bonding, be with someone who doesn’t share an opposite ideology. Watch how such people will want you to spend heavily on her family but anything about yours is never convenient.

Everything is slavery & suffering unless it’s about her & her family.

[Victoria Michael @realvicky_luv]

I told someone: if I give birth today, and for some reason, my husband decides he wants to have a DNA test, he gets the test done and finds out the child is not his, best believe, I'm going to do another DNA test with my samples, also; because, the child is definitely not mine, too

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Marriage between people of fairly the same social & economic status, education, & similar family values, often times will last longer, & is more healthier than the opposite.

A rich family marrying from a poor family, will always see himself as doing that family a favour.

And that their daughter, is a "compensation" for his good deeds or philanthropy.

Worst is, if his other male qfamily members married from fairly wealthy families.

She would be seen as their "celebrity maid".

And no matter how her husband tries to shield her from the rest of his family, it would not change much.

Her co-wives would almost always look down on her, & her family.

And if her husband is the type that listens to his family, they'll convince him to shut out her family, & ostracize her.

Even to go visit her parents, she'll beg before he would allow her to go. And almost all her movements would be monitored by the aides of her husband, and his family members.

He won't even allow her to work.

It would be from one pregnancy to the other, until her husband says he's done with having children with her.

She would hardly have a say, & she would hardly have her way.

Put simply... She would be living in a beautiful prison.

Her co-wives from wealthy families would be living their lives, whilst she would be regretting her choice, silently.

She would have access all the luxuries, but she would crave for freedom.

When she calls her poor parents to complain, they would tell her to endure.

And that marriage is for forever or worse.

Why? Because her parents have used her as compensation to the wealthy family, & they cannot challenge them.

They don't even have the power, voice or connection to do that.

Until one day, she would start to revolt, become a thorn in the flesh of the family, & planning her escape from her beautiful prison.

To young ladies.

"I want to get married to a rich man", is not a good prayer, if your family is not fairly as rich.

If you find yourself in a relationship where you always feel intimidated, you cannot freely express yourself, or you are always feeling inferior, timid or ashamed; that relationship is not good for you.

Date men that can relate with your reality, your experience, your upbringing, & most importantly, do not date for money.

You'll find peace, and a voice; in a relationship that you worked hard to build, and with a man that you met on his journey towards the finish line.

Both of you should cross that finish line together, lift the prize together, & share the joy of victory together.

However, if you think that you have crossed the finish line alone, and you're still single, please go for men that crossed the finish line before you.

He would still respect you, & treat you with love and care, because he knows your worth, & you know what he knows.

Or you know what he doesn't know, and he needs you to teach him, & vice versa.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

In a family where the father & mother are separated or divorced.

The children that are closer to their father, behave more responsibly, & bring far less shame to the family, than the children that are closer to their mother.

Take a look at your family, if you're from one.

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[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

You young men and women should please take my teachings on fraud & criminality, seriously.

I love you all, & that's why I am doing it.

My choice of words may be too painful.

But I need them to sting.

When they sting, it'll cause you to think.

Not all of you would listen to me.

But some would.

I have showed you all several testimonies, of people who made a change, after reading from me repeatedly.

I don't do this out of spite.

I have never been a victim of fraud.

I have never been arrested by any security agencies.

I have never slept a night in a police cell.

But that doesn't mean that I must keep quiet, because things may be going okay for me.

I know that we live in a very corrupt country.

A country where many hopes of the youths, have been stolen by a few greedy politicians.

And many have struggled to survive, out of frustration, poverty & humiliation.

But in all, I want to appeal to you, to shun greed.

All these things are caused by greed.

It's greedy politicians that steal our common patrimony.

And it's also greedy citizens, that steal from others.

An eye for an eye, makes the world go blind.

If our youths are seeing stealing as the new norm, then there is no way we can be better than the politicians that we all criticize today.

It'll now be a case of...

"You have chopped. It's now my turn to chop".

You see that we are heading nowhere?

The first step in building a better country, is for us to recognize our problems.

And then we decide the best way forward as youths, and well meaning Nigerians.

Should we encourage stealing, because some of our political leaders are stealing?

Or we should discourage it, and raise a new generation that doesn't want an eye for an eye?

Nigeria will not move forward, if we all continue to turn blind eye to the menace of yahoo and prostitution, or if we want to pretend that it's just a wee drop in an ocean.

It's not.

It's affecting us as a country.

Our image is being blacklisted in many countries.

Our green passport keeps losing respect for human dignity & decency.

This is not how we can collectively build a better country.

I hope you listen to me.

My voice may be like a voice on the desert, but my words are true & realistic.

It doesn't matter what anyone says out there.

Lastly, please shun tribalism, political and religious bigotry as well.

They are a very dangerous path to tread.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

If you're not a criminal, thank your father for choosing a good mother for his children.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Married men should learn to take good care of their good wives, according to their capabilities.

When we are stressed, we don't like to sleep with prostitutes.

Our wives are not prostitutes.

Having sex with them, rejuvenates us.

And makes us good leaders in the public.

End.

[Mrs. Wilson @mnena__]

@cristy72117 @Khanstillday But that’s Obanliku not Obudu🌝

[Beri🌚 @beri_grizou]

Eiiiii Jesus the eggs 🏃🏽 🏃🏽

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

This is even the best period to remove money from your relationship, & damn the consequences.

She'll break up with you fast, & hoe around in December with the IJGBs.

Then you save yourself a lot of money in December, & enjoy your peace.

If Kongi do you, knack olosho 10k.

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