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Born at a very young age, Single but too sleepy to mingle My hobbies include tweeting and retweeting.

[Thanos @Slim_Thanos]

Me telling my son cocomelon died so I can watch the world cup

[Dubois @CFC_Dubois]

Pep leaving and Xabi taking over. It’s meant to be. Chelsea will dominate the league for the next decade.

[Somoina Kapeen @SomoinaKapeen]

Kumbuka hakuna kitu kama coincidence Kwa hii life! Nothing is random!!!

[OPUK™ @ItsOpuk]

As Arsenal continues to celebrate, PSG is busy training

[FC Kibe @Kibet_Goat]

Wewe pia unacomplain kamummy kwani unatumia diesel kama lube?

[Nduko™ @nduko__]

"Aliskia wezi huchomwa na mafuta akapandisha bei"

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

I am not worried about Kenya in 2022. I am extremely worried for Kenya Post 2022 because a Ruto presidency post 2022 looks like it's inevitable and Ruto isn't someone you'd want to give a country to lead.

[jacob juma @kabetes]

The person who is obsessed with plans to kill me is William Ruto. I am aware about it. I know that my assassination was discussed on Tuesday

[Levi$🧠 @ItsLeecapalot]

When you go to a lying competition then you meet Ruto as your opponent 😭😭

[OPUK™ @ItsOpuk]

"my grandson, whenever you are boarding a public vehicle always sit on the driver's side"

[🍁 @LabRat_ke]

Sauti sol: bibi ya wenyewe is a no go zone

Salaried niggas:

[Mo @MoArsenal86]

Tottenham could literally get relegated and they still might not be the most disappointed team in North London at the end of the season.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

nobody:

me drunk as hell messaging everybody:

[millar🏂 @millar_forever]

I have decided to enter the tunnel with my own light

[Ngazekof @Mghazake]

Burnt my tongue with tea..Hennessey would never do that to me..tokeni twende 😂

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

You're allowed to want it even if you have no idea how you'll get it.

[Christopher. @Chris_JNdonga]

I think Mr Achebe would be upset to know that things are still falling apart.

[Konki™ @_lethal02]

Me at 3AM wondering how I'm going to change my means of transport from LEG to GLE

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

My insomnia has everything to do with overthinking , my mind just refuses to switch off 😭

[Heisenberg @DrJuma_M]

If Ndindi nyoro
Can't table
An Impeachment
Motion then he should stop yapping