Megan

[Megan @mnfortney]

@_kpeters Good luck with that! Haha

[Wake Forest Men's Golf @WakeMGolf]

Taking home the hardware 🏆🏆

#GoDeacs 🎩⛳️

[Ria @BarstoolRia]

The fact they just glossed over her getting absolutely smoked into the ground and didn’t show a slo mo replay.... don’t worry I gotchu guys #TheBachelor

[Zack James @TheZackJames]

@PatrickMahomes Kareem Hunt sleeping on the couch next week like

[Megan @mnfortney]

I love living here at @TheHeightsatGCV - here's why https://t.co/k5IOwGgB3l #Community Rewards

[Aint No Hey Pa-pi @H3NNYC0K3]

Someone has been using my Netflix for months they always hog it I thought it was just my man til I got this random email!!! Wtf???? Lmao

[just talking to myself @whotfisbille]

Please watch this!!!! Especially if you’ve tested positive for COVID 19 and have recovered!!!!!!

[Julian Bass @thejulianbass]

if y’all can retweet this enough times that Disney calls, that’d be greatly appreciated

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

This kiss thing was really awkward but not as awkward as watching it with my wife right now.

[Will Brinson @WillBrinson]

Don’t know who made this but someone texted it to me and I can’t stop watching/laughing

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Stuff like this is the only reason I haven’t deleted Twitter.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

USA STRONG!

[Natalie Gregerson @nattygeeee]

Turns out my top three hobbies are:
1) restaurants
2) bars
3) non-essential businesses

[Wes Bergmann 🌋 @WestonBergmann]

This just in: TJ has marked Paulie and Cara as “non-essential” employees and are thus being quarantined in their homes during Season 35

[Mules Football @UCMFootballTeam]

Welcome the the #MuleBrothers!

LB - Cale Miller (Mt. Vernon HS)

#20MuleTeam
#teamucm
#NationalSigningDay
#NSD2020

[AJ Scott @Alec_Jeffrey]

“Boys I brought the calzones!” Has never once been uttered in the state of Kansas.

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

I told Samuel he’s getting a new baby brother/sister for Christmas and he said, “But I asked Santa for animal toys.”

Selfish but relatable.

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

i don't want to "do things" or "take care of myself" i want to "sit very still" and "eat noodles"

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Kylie Jenner sold half of her company for $600 million today and I’m over here checking my account before getting in the Chick-Fil-A drive-thru.

[El Jefe @Katherine__Mack]

If you’re not trying to be like this don’t hmu