Melanie

this is a jopping/momo fan account

[Melanie @mngoman02]

End epilepsy, get a lobotomy 🫶

[felix @oddpom]

and all i did was grieve a stupid cartoon rabbit

[ur local door 🍉 @_starclips]

"Jax, look. I know we don't get along, but you would not believe your eyes."

[Jimmyjackson23 (art trades and comms open) @JimmyJcksn23]

"Jax, look I know we don’t get along, but I think the animatronic characters here get a bit quirky at night."

[trash jones @jzux]

do not april fool me i am hanging on by a thread and i will snap

[aj 🧷 @ajjordanphoto]

half of my friends are the busiest people alive accessible only by carrier pigeon or by sending them five voice notes in a row and the other half are so chronically online that if i breathe wrong in an instagram story i’ll get a text message about it within thirty seconds

[Melanie @mngoman02]

I need Disney to release Rizzo the rat’s cover of blinding lights on Apple Music RIGHT NOW!!! DO IT!! PLEASE!!!

[Melanie @mngoman02]

Guys help whenever I try to post about Rizzo the rat singing blinding lights it gets deleted

[Melanie @mngoman02]

@Disney @DisneyPlus I BEG OF YOU PLEASE RELEASE RIZZO’S COVER OF BLINDING LIGHTS ON APPLE MUSIC I NEEEEED IT #muppets #rizzotherat

[han 🦖🎱 @djotrex]

CHANGE YOUR BODY CHANGE YOUR FACE CURL YOUR HAIR THEN MAKE IT STRAIGHT TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR PLATE TARANTINO MOVIE TASTE RAH RAH CHEUGY PHOBE VERA BRADLEY IS BACK IN VOGUE ITS A FLASH PHOTOGRAPH WHAT AN EMPTY EPITAPH THAT IS (THATS BASIC)

[Melanie @mngoman02]

@Disney @DisneyPlus PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PUT RIZZO’S COVER OF BLINDING LIGHTS ON APPLE MUSIC IM BEGGING. I NEEEEEEEEEED IT #muppets #rizzotherat #disneyplus

[soph. @DJOEtimeKEERY]

sure.

[Melanie @mngoman02]

also idk if any of my friends even use twitter anymore but hi guys ily i will continue to be a menace to society on here

[al @fxingalx]

I really really really miss life before Trump

[év @UNIQfr]

the devil couldn't reach me so he made me feel like I didn't belong with anyone or anywhere

[lauren @winonaddict]

oh winona ryder as veronica sawyer in heathers (1989) you will always be famous

[🍎 mara @sabradaze]

you should always have an english major in your ear or you will be susceptible to great evils

[em! ★ @strangervision]

you have found me at a very joe keery time in my life

[Melanie @mngoman02]

also children’s attention spans have gotten so awful because wdym I have to confiscate a students FOUR PHONES before they come into class because they can’t sit without it. As a chronically online person, this is incredibly bad