half of my friends are the busiest people alive accessible only by carrier pigeon or by sending them five voice notes in a row and the other half are so chronically online that if i breathe wrong in an instagram story i’ll get a text message about it within thirty seconds
CHANGE YOUR BODY CHANGE YOUR FACE CURL YOUR HAIR THEN MAKE IT STRAIGHT TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR PLATE TARANTINO MOVIE TASTE RAH RAH CHEUGY PHOBE VERA BRADLEY IS BACK IN VOGUE ITS A FLASH PHOTOGRAPH WHAT AN EMPTY EPITAPH THAT IS (THATS BASIC)
also children’s attention spans have gotten so awful because wdym I have to confiscate a students FOUR PHONES before they come into class because they can’t sit without it. As a chronically online person, this is incredibly bad