Ok can we just sit in the seat we paid for at the movie theater please? If I bought the seat away from you, don’t scoot over to the empty seat next to me you gross fuck
My uber driver is an Asian woman. I don’t subscribe to blanket statements about Asian women being bad drivers… but hot damn! I’m gonna fuckin’ die before I reach Starbucks 😬
Note to self: Never take a shit at a nursing home. It might be someone’s last opportunity to take a good shit in their lives and you selfishly are using the only available stall.
This Best Buy late night reopening for the Nintendo Switch 2 is a wild cultural experience. You see all the vampires who never emerge from their mom’s basements. And damn they have no idea what is fashionable to wear lol