Marek Nipča

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly...devils fall because of their gravity.

[Juraj Karpis @JurajKarpis]

Naučte sa to sami. Dnes už niet výhovoriek. Je to banálne, budete to používať celý život a stojí to za to. Nech svätý Jack neumrel zbytočne... #financnahygiena #zpdz

[Marek Nipča @mnipca]

@ales_vavra STRC! to tam...

[Marek Nipča @mnipca]

@Kicom21 Viac odbrzdeného Kicoma a pivo k tomu, to chcú masy! :)

[Zaujalo ma AI / Martin @ZaujaloMa]

A toto tu ľudia volia 😳

[Marek Nipča @mnipca]

@rledbetterCPA @jurbed Magnificent:)

[Roger Ledbetter @rledbetterCPA]

Teaching my daughter about payroll withholding

She did chores all week so I owe her $10

I hand her $7

> this isn't $10

"right, I withheld the rest"

> what does that mean

"I kept $3 of your money"

> but it's my money

"It was your money"

> what are you even doing with it?

"Funding household infrastructure"

> what

"The roof over your head. The hallway you walk through to get to the bathroom. The door locks that keep strangers out"

> you're charging me for the hallway

"I'm charging you for access to the hallway. The hallway itself was a capital expenditure"

> you're my dad. you're supposed to---

"I'm also your government"

> what if I don't want to pay for the hallway

"Then I can't guarantee the hallway"

> it's a hallway. It's already there

"For now"

She asks what else the $3 covers

"Meals, dispute resolution, nightlight maintenance"

> dispute resolution?

"When your brother takes your toys and I make him give them back. That's taxpayer funded"

> that's just parenting

"That's the Department of Justice"

> what about meals. You already feed me

"That's a social program. Not everyone qualifies"

> I'm your daughter

"Which is why you're currently enrolled"

She wants to see where the money goes

I tell her that would require a FOIA request

> what's that

"A form asking me to show you what I do with your money. Processing time is 6 to 8 weeks"

> 6 weeks to see where my $3 went?

"Could be longer. We're understaffed"

> there's two of you

She asks how she gets any of it back

"It's already spent"

> you spent my money already?

"We had a budget shortfall"

> you just took it 20 seconds ago

"And the deficit existed 30 seconds ago. The timing worked out"

> so I'm not getting it back

"I didn't say that. You might qualify for a refund"

> of my own money

"Correct. You just have to fill out a form telling me how much you made"

> you know how much I made. You paid me

"Right but I need you to tell me how much I paid you"

> so you already know the answer

"The point is compliance"

She asks what happens if she gets the number wrong

"Penalty"

> from the money I don't have because you already spent it?

"We could set up a payment plan"

> I'm 8

"Monthly installments. Very manageable"

> you're going to penalize me for getting wrong a number you already know and then make me pay you back with money you took from me

"Now you're getting it"

> I want to talk to mom

"Mom's not a qualified representative. She can't help you here"

She stormed off to her room saying how this is extortion

Slammed the door

That's my little citizen

I've never been more proud

[Marek Nipča @mnipca]

@Eva_CZ1 Kde sú teraz tí investori do dubajských nehjuteľností?

[Marek Nipča @mnipca]

@MirekTopolanek Politici naučení rokmi na pohodlné koľaje si idú svoju pesničku dokola, menia sa len slová, noty zostávajú. Na akúkoľvek novú situáciu vytiahnu zo skrine vopred pripravenú odpoveď.

[Marek Nipča @mnipca]

@LukasKovanda Holt, máme kokota za premiéra, tak si to vyžerieme...najhoršie je, že ani tá edukačná slučka tu pravdepodobne nenastane...

[Marek Nipča @mnipca]

@SikTheon @urzanarchy Ok, fair enough, but then is there question, where belongs labour in the original von Mises's equation. Because if is labour subject of the free will, then it should be on the same level as ownership.

[Skupina D - Drony Nemesis @DronyNemesis]

Mimořádné prohlášení Ondřeje Vetchého.

[Marek Nipča @mnipca]

@P_Fiala Poklona, pán premiér. Držím palce, aby ste agenta Bureše poslali do...minulosti:) ale budete to mať ťažké.

[Marek Nipča @mnipca]

@BitcoinovejKnl Mravenčí Altseason

[Marek Nipča @mnipca]

@GibisVB Pripomína mi barona Vladimira Harkonnena

[vexl 😎 @vexl]

🚨Hard to believe now but 41 years ago, Apple told the world that 1984 wouldn’t be like “1984.”

Fast forward 41 years. An App Store Dictatorship. Apple didn’t stop Big Brother. Apple became Big Brother. The hypocrisy is staggering...

https://t.co/n8E7q9hE61

[Marek Nipča @mnipca]

@kanoluka @GibisVB Z toho istého dôvodu, prečo majú Izraelčania viac Nobeloviek ako Arabi. Už sovietski poradcovia sa sťažovali, že Arabi moderné vybavenie, ktoré dostali, nevedia používať a ničia ho.

[Marek Nipča @mnipca]

@BitcoinovejKnl Dal si sa na carnivore?

[Marek Nipča @mnipca]

@TECHraduza @ZaujaloMa Boli sme voliť, dopadlo to, ako to dopadlo...prosto, väčšina národa to má buď u prdele, alebo volí Fica.

[Marek Nipča @mnipca]

@satoshiEqualUSD @BitcoinovejKnl Mňa fascinuje tá diera v stene, vyzerá, že už podobnému účelu poslúžila v minulosti.

[Marek Nipča @mnipca]

@BitcoinovejKnl Bude update pre patrónov?