Onion Bagel

[Onion Bagel @MNjeri_]

Listennnn 🕺

[Onion Bagel @MNjeri_]

Cute jam

[Onion Bagel @MNjeri_]

Millennial gospel anthem 🔥

[Onion Bagel @MNjeri_]

Use your words.

[Onion Bagel @MNjeri_]

Politician mjinga just like his superior.

[Sen. Ledama Olekina @ledamalekina]

Just 50 bob from every Kenyan = 2.5 billion shillings for Ebola prevention. Let’s move…I will share the paybill 🐤

[Onion Bagel @MNjeri_]

@jrobah Jiamini na uapply. You can always learn.

[Onion Bagel @MNjeri_]

Za leo zimeshika mapema and too soon 😭

[wick @__ogero]

Hi here, I am looking for a Fintech Engineering Leader with 10 years of experience in distributed architecture (JVM, AWS, PostgreSQL) to work for a global company based in Berlin.

If this is you, please DM. If it's not, please RT for viz

Thanks!

#IkoKaziKE

[Nanyuki Billionaire🇰🇪 @lewis_ngunyi]

I serve as co-chair in David Maraga's political committee, where Shakira served (quite well actually) as the secretary until November last year when she resigned.

I'll do a thread to explain my experience of what transpired.

[Onion Bagel @MNjeri_]

Lingo from someone that was clearly bought by a higher bidder.

[Shakira Wanjira Naliaka Wafula @fit_ermined]

Maraga arriving at the matriarch’s grief sit-down with flowers and a clear desire to command attention is deeply distasteful. Coming from someone whose campaign sidelined women after mishandling sexual harassment allegations, the optics are particularly troubling.
Some moments call for humility, not political theatre.

[Onion Bagel @MNjeri_]

Arsenal 😆

[Onion Bagel @MNjeri_]

This movie's ending was fucked up and I'm never watching it again.

[Liam🎥 @Liam_smiths01]

She narrated how her husband cheated on her🎬🍿

[Mama Oonts🌸💓 @NdindaNdinda]

Bey T was ahead of her time with Wololo and If They Dunno 🥹

[Onion Bagel @MNjeri_]

All we are asking for at this moment in time is for lower fuel costs but this minion felt it best to push a baseless agenda thinking he's being about something.

Esese.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Hassan Omar: Mliita Moi 'passing cloud'. Ruto akichukua mnaanza kusema wantam. Kama vile Moi was not a 'passing cloud' neither is Ruto going to be there for one term. He will serve his two terms.

[Onion Bagel @MNjeri_]

Nobody is listening to you. FOH.

[Allano™🍉 @Web3flux]

Kuna Life 9-5 will never give you hata uchape kazi miaka ngapi. Utakua unaonea Social Media na kwa TV ukisema watu wanaosha pesa huku nje but in real sense watu wanajituma. Be ambitious enough to also live a life that hata ukifika 40 na udedi atleast you lived a life.

[Onion Bagel @MNjeri_]

Wangu's take is objective. Yours, OTOH, has zero substance.

[Onion Bagel @MNjeri_]

I'd be damned if I had a full-time job and still be on the internet being on some bullshit.

[Dr. Riziki🌜👩🏽‍⚕️🧘🏽‍♀️ @_mpekethu_]

Unfortunately the broke men are loving this and I just want to clarify that I’m still a firm believer in getting men’s money but use it to build yourself.

[Onion Bagel @MNjeri_]

Anyway, you're pathetic.

[Clausy🦋 @Its_clausy]

I found out my friend is being cheated on and I'm actively torn between telling her na kufagia kwangu
If i tell her, i wont get alcohol from the nigga 😔 but she's also my friend so it's a real conundrum.

[lorna Joyce @j_lornz]

Hey 🤍

I wanted to finally share something personal… after over 4 years of building Binti through all the ups and downs, we’ve hit a big milestone! We are now local manufacturers 🥹
Our first brand is Mrembo Pads, made right here at home 🇰🇪
@Mrembopads

[Onion Bagel @MNjeri_]

".... or whatever they're cooking at the entrance."

1. Your tone is condescending.
2. Carrefour selling boerewors isn't out of the realm of possibility for a supermarket chain with in-house food delis.
3. It's how you write "atrocious " in caps for maximum effect. C'mon man.

[Nyandia Gachago, ACIM @Nyandia_G]

Eloi they have turned @CarrefourKe into Naivas with the Boerwors or whatever they’re cooking at the entrance

Absolutely ATROCIOUS 😭

[𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡 @abdulgoncrazy]

taking pictures in photo booth with the loml is still on my wishlist