Waigoko Kimengemenge

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[Waigoko Kimengemenge @jrobah]

#100DaysOfCode Road to FAANG.

DAY 1 - Setup VSCode. Got tired. Will continue tomorrow

[David Oladapo @oladapodev]

Keep going at this rate, and you will have more endpoints than users

[Waigoko Kimengemenge @jrobah]

Ruud van Nistelrooy failed his Manchester United Medicals in 2000

[Rance @son_of_uki]

unrelated but has any player ever failed a medical??

[Waigoko Kimengemenge @jrobah]

Hapa ndio Suraj alikuwa analipwa na beer mbili?

[Avitas @dumashni]

My boomer take

[Waigoko Kimengemenge @jrobah]

@DrKanyuira @gitagiamonique @B3laze Mara sijui "I call dibs" Dibs ni side nigga ama?

Hmu - sounds like a uni department where no student gets sup

ISTG - sounds like those Linux libraries made by bearded finish programmers who have never felt the warmth of a woman. Everytime you run apt it gets updated

[Waigoko Kimengemenge @jrobah]

Tech bros will avoid Linode and Digital ocean just to loose their generational wealth with AWS

[Waigoko Kimengemenge @jrobah]

@nut3case @__ogero I can only do mid management. Hizo juu kabisa bado sina experience yao. Nitachoma

[Waigoko Kimengemenge @jrobah]

@DrKanyuira @gitagiamonique @B3laze Ama anamaanisha TikTok?

[Waigoko Kimengemenge @jrobah]

@wamweaaa @GilbertBelion I love using mine to work especially afternoons

[Waigoko Kimengemenge @jrobah]

@Mbinya__ Eish! Niwekee ya Omena sijakula siku 68

[hunter @3gpmh]

nudes are overrated show me ur notes app

[Waigoko Kimengemenge @jrobah]

As a QA you should have given her watermelon

[Santiago Palladino @smpalladino]

Yesterday I asked my 4y/o what she wanted for dessert:

Her: If there's one tangerine left, I want that. If not, a banana.
Me: Oh, we got plenty of tangerines.
Her: Then I want a banana.

She's on track to become a programmer.

[underrated @Nestroytimo]

Date cancelled, she doesn’t know what happened in Budapest on 30.05.2026

[Waigoko Kimengemenge @jrobah]

Just build something and expose it to the public. You will implement all those concepts with time as the app scales. Otherwise you will have an over engineered solution with 3 users

[Osinachi @sin4ch]

I'm trying to come up with a side project idea. I can't think of any.

I want to use it to learn stuff like caching and rate limiting.

I'm also interested in message queues.

I don't know why it's so much easier and exciting to talk about tech than to actually build stuff.

[Waigoko Kimengemenge @jrobah]

@xysist Samsung wanataka Micro- influencer wa A57 wanipeleke Kisumu? 😄😄

Waambie sijawahi panda ndege

[✒️ @Literariium]

no more "in my humble opinion", from now on it's "from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions".

[Waigoko Kimengemenge @jrobah]

@xysist Amesema anataka director

[Waigoko Kimengemenge @jrobah]

@Mbinya__ Hii ni MySafaricom app and not Mpesa app

[Waigoko Kimengemenge @jrobah]

They've been begging me but sihami

[Mbinya @Mbinya__]

My OneApp has been saying this since morning yet my SIM card is just fine making calls and making transactions via USSD. @Safaricom_Care kweli mko serious?

[Waigoko Kimengemenge @jrobah]

@sleekzin @droid254 Kutumia clubs is so that you can have ETR sales receipts to show KRA and also to pay taxes to KRA.

If you bank 3M in one weekend but send KRA 480k as VAT. KRA will be cool with you. But if you bank 3M without sending KRA their share, then may God Have mercy on you when they sue